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"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside The Hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were. I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. Couple of Hive Harrys. Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six mil

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No i ja się pytam: człowieku, dumny ty jesteś z siebie? Zdajesz sobie sprawę z tego, co robisz? Masz ty w ogóle rozum i godność człowieka? Ja nie wiem, ale żałosny typek z ciebie. Chyba nie pomyślałeś nawet, co robisz i kogo obrażasz. Możesz sobie obrażać tych, co na to zasłużyli sobie, ale nie naszego papieża Polaka, naszego rodaka, wielką osobę, i tak wyjątkową i ważną. Bo to nie jest ktoś tam taki sobie, że możesz go sobie wyśmiać, bo tak ci się podoba. Nie wiem, w jakiej ty się wychowałeś rodzinie, ale chyba nie rozumiesz, co to jest wiara. Jeśli myślisz, że jesteś wspaniały, to jesteś zwykłym czubkiem, którego ktoś nie odizolował jeszcze od społeczeństwa. Nie wiem, co w tym jest takiego śmiesznego, ale czepcie się Stalina albo Hitlera albo innych zwyrodnialców, a nie czepiacie się takiej świętej osoby jak papież Jan Paweł II. Jak można w ogóle publicznie zamieszczać takie zdjęcia na forach internetowych? Ja się pytam: kto powinien za to odpowiedzieć? Bo chyba widać, że do kościoła nie chodzi. Jak jesteś ateistą albo wierzysz w jakieś sekty, czy w ogóle jesteś może ty sługą szatana, a nie będziesz z papieża robił takiego... To ty chyba jesteś jakiś... Nie wiem, co się jarasz pomiotami szatana. Weź pomyśl sobie, ile papież zrobił. On był kimś, a ty kim jesteś, żeby z niego sobie robić kpiny? Co? Kto dał ci prawo obrażać w ogóle papieża naszego? Pomyślałeś w ogóle nad tym, że to nie jest osoba taka sobie, że ją wyśmieję i mnie będą wszyscy chwalić? Weź, dziecko, naprawdę jesteś jakiś psycholek, bo w przeciwieństwie do ciebie to papież jest autorytetem dla mnie, a ty... To nie wiem, czyim możesz być autorytetem, chyba takich samych jakichś głupków jak ty, którzy nie wiedzą, co to kościół i religia. Widać, że się nie modlisz i nie chodzisz na religię do szkoły. Widać, nie szanujesz religii, to nie wiem, jak chcesz... To weź sobie zdjęcie wstaw, ciekawe, czy byś się odważył. Naprawdę weź ta się, dzieci, zastanówcie, co wy robicie, bo nie macie widać pojęcia o tym, kim był papież Jan Paweł II. Jak nie jesteście w pełni rozwinięci umysłowo, to się nie zabierajcie za taką osobę jak Ojciec Święty, bo to świadczy o tym, że nie macie chyba w domu krzyża ani jednego obrazu świętego. Nie chodzi tutaj o kościół mnie, ale w ogóle ogólnie o zasady wiary, żeby mieć jakąś godność. Bo papież nikogo nie obrażał, a ty za co go obrażasz? Co? No powiedz, za co obrażasz taką osobę jak Ojciec Święty? Brak mi słów, ale jakbyś miał pojęcie chociaż i sięgnął po Pismo Święte i poczytał sobie, to może byś się odmienił. Nie wiem, idź do kościoła, bo widać, już dawno szatan jest w tobie, człowieku. Nie lubisz kościoła, to chociaż siedź cicho i nie obrażaj innych ludzi.

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