shart

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Look on my works, ye Mighty, and start jerking off!

Reviews

Work (human activity)
Work (human activity)

SISYPHEAN!

11/4/2026
E Ink
E Ink

An absolutely goated way to display text in a way which can be read outside on a sunny day 😎

11/3/2026
Bitches Ain't Shit
Bitches Ain't Shit

I respectfully disagree #women

11/3/2026
Cathedral
Cathedral

These mfs are everywhere for those with eyes to see them

11/3/2026
Sussex
Sussex

Sus sex....

11/3/2026
Pegging (sexual practice)
Pegging (sexual practice)

Yowwweeeeeeee!!

11/3/2026
Shart: The Challenge
Shart: The Challenge

Not a challenge for me

11/3/2026
Chernobyl disaster
Chernobyl disaster

They shouldn't have allowed this to happen

11/3/2026
Mound Builders
Mound Builders

What were they up to!?!?

11/3/2026
Ligma joke
Ligma joke

Crass.

11/3/2026
YTMND
YTMND

A tiled gif + a song was all we needed

11/3/2026
Break.com
Break.com

This shit was all we had for a little while there.

11/3/2026
Jizz in My Pants
Jizz in My Pants

ts had me positively cracking up

11/3/2026
Mammary gland
Mammary gland

Ok yooo what they cut this one in half??

11/3/2026
Femininity
Femininity

Lowkey goated when gentle strength and dependability is the vibe

11/3/2026
Masculinity
Masculinity

Lowkey goated when gentle strength and dependability is the vibe

11/3/2026
BioShock
BioShock

One of the all time greats. You get to shoot drug addicts and underwater welders, free little girls from the clutches of a Randian libertarian hellhole, and dance with a true artiste.

11/3/2026
Cooper Pratt
Cooper Pratt

Kinda looks like Bo Burnham

11/3/2026
Nebraska (album)
Nebraska (album)

Straight up perfect, no skips no dips all rips.

11/3/2026
Transgender pregnancy
Transgender pregnancy

Bro you lookin' real fat these days??

11/3/2026
Cannabis (drug)
Cannabis (drug)

Creates nothing but lazy potheads!! Like Obamna

11/3/2026
Windmill
Windmill

Big fan

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Joe Pavelski
Joe Pavelski

The Pride Of Central Wisconsin

11/3/2026
Poop deck
Poop deck

I'm not going to make a fucking childish joke about this deck, you fucking perverts

11/3/2026
Dimethyltryptamine
Dimethyltryptamine

I've done this so much and I don't think I'll ever understand it - or myself.

11/3/2026
Clone High
Clone High

One of the funniest shows to be shown. And an earworm of a theme song.

11/3/2026
Economic bubble
Economic bubble

This shit Better NOT pop

11/3/2026
J. Robert Oppenheimer
J. Robert Oppenheimer

He is become smart, maker of boom boom

11/3/2026
Mad Men
Mad Men

Hell's bells Trudy! This show is a classic!

11/3/2026
6-7
6-7

I don't get it

11/3/2026
San Antonio
San Antonio

Tell em chuck!

11/3/2026
Copypasta
Copypasta

Still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk +Belgian edging + Baltic farting + bulgarian scratching + aggressive slovakian jelqing + polish footjob + indian respect moment those who know + Opponent uses Jamaican Smile + Russian Frown + Finnish wave + Icelandic blink + Thai grin + Hungarian punch + Swiss climb + Argentinian flex + Chilean dance + Peruvian squat + Kenyan grin + Jamaican jump + Russian slide + Filipino stretch + Balkan climb + Greek dash + Egyptian tilt + Vietnamese sit + American hop + Pakistani stomp + Hungarian march + Italian march + Japanese snap + German slide + Irish dash + Brazilian whistle + Turkish flick + French leap + Korean twist + Canadian clap + Indian bow + Nigerian stare + Italian kick + Chinese lean + Scottish grin + Mexican swing + Swedish dash + Moroccan leap + Ukrainian stretch + Danish whistle + Finnish kick + Icelandic jump + Thai clap + Hungarian dash + Swiss stretch + Argentinian whistle + Chilean wink + Peruvian hop + Kenyan sprint + Jamaican whistle + Russian clap + Filipino nod + Balkan bend + Greek run + Egyptian squat + Vietnamese smile + American point + Pakistani twist + Japanese wink + German bow + Irish hop + Brazilian cheer + Turkish skip + French flex + Korean dance + Canadian tiptoe + Indian dash + Nigerian hop + Italian leap + Chinese nod + Scottish sprint + Mexican cheer + Swedish stretch + Moroccan bow + Ukrainian flex + Danish leap + Finnish slide + Swiss gaze + Hungarian lean + Swiss tap + Chilean sprint + Peruvian wave + Jamaican knit + Russian eat + Icelandic stare + Thai skip + Hungarian wink + Swiss tiptoe + Argentinian point + Chilean clap + Peruvian lean + Kenyan dash + Indian dash + Dutch wave + Polish work + Scottish lean + Swedish whistle + Moroccan skip + Ukrainian lean + Danish dive + Finnish flex + Icelandic tilt + Thai flick + Indian whistle + Swedish dash jamaican smile+balkan rage+germanstare+turkish frown+greek slide tackle+still water+edgers and gooners+those who know + balkan parents+those who know+anger issues+german stare+japanese sleep+jamaican shower+ Stillwater + reverse jamaican flicker gooning those who posess the required knowledge to understand the subject + L + dont care + CURSE OF THE NILE‼️‼️ 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰 𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹 𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞 𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦 𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦 𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽 𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣 𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗 𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜 𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂 𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮 𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁 𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅 𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿 𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙 𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂

11/3/2026
Magna Carta
Magna Carta

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

11/3/2026
Sin
Sin

Love sinning... hate angering our creator!!!

11/3/2026
Internet
Internet

It allows me to share my thoughts

11/3/2026
Suicide
Suicide

Not a fan!

11/3/2026
Hors d'oeuvre
Hors d'oeuvre

Hmm, yes, I do believe I'll have a taste.

11/3/2026
Video game
Video game

Doesn't get much better than this.

11/3/2026