Methylphenidate

i can now put my laundry away

thank u goat

Erdős liked it and who are you to say you know better than Erdős?

made me way too anxious

goated for existing in this world, but makes me less creative (or at least feel like it)

totally recommend it helps you do everything but larp as a normal person

chemistry is fun

probably why i'm hyperfocused on this website

ritalin does NOT fucking work

its great for making you want to do the dishes but the part they don't tell you is that you still have to do them yourself

necessary. doesn't give me headaches or insomnia, i have to take 50 mg a day for multiple days in a row for it to start giving me enough extrapyramidal symptoms to cause noticeable problems

Effective but can cause a ruckus

ritalin in italy. all amphetamines get big-upps. all norepinephrine reuptake blockers are great. if you mix ethanol and roach killer (boric acid) you get trimethyl borate, which glows a very nice green.

4 stars instead of 5 because it always suppresses my appetite and gives me a headache but other than that it does its job

sweaty

no christmas without this

Pretty good but not the best ever

helpful but sweaty and slightly evil feeling

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