England

it's a bit shit yea

best exports are my dad and salt and vinegar walkers and not much else is good

pretty wank but unfortunately it's home

Stay away

This place is bad

My ancestors tilled all this soil

jesus used to walk here in ancient times.

Boooooooo

Perhaps the greatest nation on Gods Green Earth bu i am British so I'm biased

got funny slang innit

KILL YOURSELF

india with some nice record stores

Spent 800 years holding a pillow over the face of European progress & bit their nasty teeth into half the globe which really pisses me off. They did make James Bond & Joy Division & 4 season of The Trip so not all bad ig.

innit

Worthless all around