stanleygallagher

sex for the lazy

self-imposed lab rat analyses wife’s vagina to save women cool!

awkward.

badass.

fun if you don’t think about it

we are really good at this. me, not so much

underrated

so wet

not all that

all in it together. even the guy watching reels out loud and the guy that stinks of shit maybe not the guy masturbating

tastes of heaven

fucking brilliant

better than smooching

fuck yeah

boring as fuck

baller.

it’s complicated okay.

i know how she felt but honestly we wouldn’t get on

makes you feel cool.

serenity.

keep your hands off her dude

lowkey likeable as far as serial killers go

wouldn’t come down so heavy but they get away scots free with too much bullshit

no disrespect to the animals themselves. smell bad when dead

ever so slightly dehumanising. a flicker of hope keeps us going

deeply embarrasing. there isn’t even any romance to it, just crap

the more i learn about this guy the more i care for him

hype et aura moments

people like it too much. there are many things we have to do. wake up my friend.

hampstead heaven i call it.

legendddddd

funny

not bad.

inherently human thing made democratic. beautiful.

classic cool thing when worn with suit bad if it’s done in a “tyler the creator” way

reminds me that things i usually like (leaves,masturbation etc.) are cosmically class

doesn’t matter if it’s true because it’s fun

mythologised more than is merited but it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy where you can taste the myth when you’re drunk

good aesthetics

shit was cool don’t even lie.

gay.

men are class.

can’t live with them can’t live without them

they’re growing on me.

they’re growing on me

do it for the

i really really want people to be super sarcastic all the time because it’s so so interesting and original

you might learn a thing or two about friendship and stuff

gets it.

he has a kind face

nice.

huge if true.

beatles

generally very bad. interesting though.

jesus used to walk here in ancient times.

peaks and troughs.

slow down pal.

fuck yeah.

could be better.

beauty makes up for cold.

good gimmick

a real stand-up guy

hiiiiiiii guys

bulldog

top drawer.

life hack

lot more fun than appendix. we used to be monkeys that’s cool

past its prime.

good work team.

funny name. one star docked because i believe in the rule of law.

energy.

one of the best places on earth. the veil is thin here.

i’d put different shit on it but it’s undeniably sweet

my least favourite art. probably. too vapid and too rapid

already perfect. two stars for breast cancer ladies

beautiful. not forever though.

hitler masturbating

can be very good

leng.

big fan of the archer. cool stuff.