Microsoft Bing

In high school I had a classmate who would tell people to "Bing" things, like you and I would use "Google" as a verb. His whole family was totally bought into the Windows ecosystem - used Edge, had a Windows phone, everything. Didn't work for Microsoft or anything, even. They were just like that. He wanted to become a country musician, his father wanted him to go to dental school so he could someday take over the family practice. Ultimately a personality-changing rollover crash in his Jeep decided in favor of teeth.

in middle school i was spending 15 minutes each day grinding bing points just to make not even $5 a month