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things to do on the world wide web6 items
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Reviews

Throbber
Throbber

no idea why they called it that

11/6/2026
Like button
Like button

the social media version of a read receipt. if the platform already has a bookmark feature the like button becomes useless

11/6/2026
Blue screen of death
Blue screen of death

really fun when it happens while you aren't really doing anything. its like when something randomly goes wrong in a group project and everyone suddenly becomes more engaged for like 10 minutes

11/6/2026
Misandry
Misandry

fun until you meet someone who is really obviously into eugenics

11/6/2026
Web colors
Web colors

a most average assortment of colors that we thankfully aren't limited to anymore

11/6/2026
Mint chocolate chip
Mint chocolate chip11/6/2026
Mason jar
Mason jar11/6/2026
Mood ring
Mood ring

you just don't see these anymore

11/6/2026
Caramel
Caramel11/6/2026
Urban exploration
Urban exploration

something ive always wanted to do. cool as fuck

11/6/2026
Electromagnetically induced acoustic noise
Electromagnetically induced acoustic noise11/6/2026
XrossMediaBar
XrossMediaBar

such a good interface but sony just had to replace it

11/6/2026
National Emergency Message
National Emergency Message

scary but has so much aura

11/6/2026
NOAA Weather Radio
NOAA Weather Radio

when i was younger my father used to play this whenever i was misbehaving because the robotic voice would make me cry. now that im older its cool but gets boring quickly

11/6/2026
Anti-aliasing
Anti-aliasing

i want to see those pixels!

11/6/2026
Turn-by-turn navigation
Turn-by-turn navigation

the best thing about being in a vehicle is watching that little arrow eat the colored line

11/6/2026
Bayer filter
Bayer filter

I LOVE DITHERING AHHHHH

11/6/2026
Emergency Alert System
Emergency Alert System

an autistic classic. i love these so much even if they used to scare the crap out of me when i was younger

11/6/2026
Scratch (programming language)
Scratch (programming language)

was really fun when i was really young, but failed to make me interested in coding (which was like the whole point). i remember someone spam reported me because i didn't type out a thanks in the credits of a remix, even though scratch automatically linked a thanks anyways

11/6/2026
Google Search
Google Search

i searched a question so stupid earlier the ai box at the top of the page just responded with "NO 😭" and nothing else https://share.google/aimode/FEK5EHvfTXnI4oibO screenshot: https://i.imgur.com/86fIH07.png

11/6/2026
Microsoft Solitaire Collection
Microsoft Solitaire Collection

putting forced video ads in fucking built in solitaire is the most microsoft thing ever. its really fun if you get the subscription (i got it from microsoft rewards because im not spending real money on it), but the fact that you not only need to pay to even have a slightly enjoyable experience but that its also a RECURRING SUBSCRIPTION is fucking insane.

11/6/2026
Rate Your Music
Rate Your Music

still can't decide if i actually like this one or not

11/6/2026
Purble Place
Purble Place

a good part of my childhood, and i like how it teaches you more about using a computer interface. but lets be honest, everyone only played this for the cake game and maybe a little bit of memory. i bet most of you can't even name what the other game is because of how boring it is (its a game where you have to guess the correct outfit)

11/6/2026
FreeCell
FreeCell

still don't understand how to play this one

11/6/2026
Rainbow flag (LGBTQ)
Rainbow flag (LGBTQ)

more iconic to me than the american flag

11/6/2026
Minecraft
Minecraft

fun with friends, but i have no idea why i was obsessed with it as a child. i hated survival mode, and i had no ideas for creative mode. what could the appeal have possibly been?

11/6/2026
Windows XP
Windows XP

overrated. the only reason people like it is because its from their childhood. however they were too young to form proper memories, so nobody remembers just how much windows xp SUCKED!

11/6/2026
Cartoon Network
Cartoon Network

if you're autistic you can talk about this with just about anybody

11/6/2026
Splatoon 2
Splatoon 2

really wish i got to play this one more but nintendo just HAD to force you to pay to play online

11/6/2026
Microsoft Bing
Microsoft Bing

in middle school i was spending 15 minutes each day grinding bing points just to make not even $5 a month

11/6/2026
User interface
User interface11/6/2026
Pentium FDIV bug
Pentium FDIV bug

proof you should never trust a computer for even the most basic things

11/6/2026
Paper size
Paper size11/6/2026
Folding@home
Folding@home

i want to know what my parents' power bill was during the era i was obsessed with running this overnight

11/6/2026
Sprite (drink)
Sprite (drink)

in my opinion the default pop. what pop tastes like before you add anything to it. granted thats not true but its the best description in my mind. this is the chicken tender of drinks that aren't water

11/6/2026
Coca-Cola
Coca-Cola

its good but like i didn't think THIS would be the most popular drink behind water

11/6/2026
Mojibake
Mojibake

a really good name for this happening

11/6/2026
OpenStreetMap
OpenStreetMap

i would die for openstreetmap

11/6/2026
Segment display
Segment display11/6/2026
Giphy
Giphy

the best thing to happen to millennials and gen x, the worst thing to happen to anyone younger than them

11/6/2026
Google+
Google+

really good website to check into once a year for 10 minutes

11/6/2026
Plurk
Plurk

in an ideal world this would've become more popular than twitter

11/6/2026
Soulseek
Soulseek11/6/2026
Hundred man killing contest
Hundred man killing contest

what the fuck were they thinking

11/6/2026
Pinterest
Pinterest

it becomes worse and worse every month, but there is nothing quite like it still. other alternatives either cost money, don't have users, or only have specific types of pictures

11/6/2026
Flickr
Flickr

really fun website to browse because it feels like it never advanced past 2014. i hate how you can only upload 1000 photos for free because there really is no other website where you can upload 200 pictures in a row of a boat. however i will say its awkward when you click a photo and 2 minutes later you're somehow seeing a ton of pictures from the 5th birthday party of the author's son

11/6/2026
Times New Roman
Times New Roman

the font this entire website is using as of me writing. not the best thing, but it does what it needs to and thats enough

11/6/2026
Gmail
Gmail

i still can't believe they released this on april fools

11/6/2026
Steak
Steak11/6/2026
Pinball
Pinball

kinda have to be in the mood for it but its a blast

11/6/2026
Adobe Illustrator
Adobe Illustrator

whenever i see a designer talking about ai i have to question if they're meaning artificial intelligence or adobe illustrator. and i still don't know what one is worse

11/6/2026
Splatoon
Splatoon

the most inmportant thing to me like ever

11/6/2026
Emailtracking
Email tracking

way too much stress on both parties

11/6/2026
Liquid Glass
Liquid Glass

the worst thing ever

11/6/2026
IOS 26
IOS 26

i hate liquid glass

11/6/2026
Racism
Racism11/6/2026
Sock
Sock11/6/2026
Are.na
Are.na

would replace pinterest for me if it didn't cost so fucking much

11/6/2026
Lil Ugly Mane
Lil Ugly Mane

going to get me through young adulthood

11/6/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

don't like the guy or anything at all about him, but i guess its nice to have someone people constantly agree is the worst

11/6/2026
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Grand Rapids, Michigan11/6/2026
YouTube Poop
YouTube Poop

overrated not going to lie.

11/6/2026
Snapchat
Snapchat

fun when you're not sending nudes or pictures of your wall. but the app itself is annoying. theres an explore feed where "People Are Awesome" post tung tung sahur blackface and that really doesn't sit right with me

11/6/2026
OMG (Usher song)
OMG (Usher song)

eh

11/6/2026
X (social network)
X (social network)

miss the bird

11/6/2026
Rape
Rape

absolutely not

11/6/2026
Gerard Way
Gerard Way11/6/2026
Non-binary
Non-binary

best thing that ever happened to me

11/6/2026
List of hillside letters
List of hillside letters

G

11/6/2026
Quick, Draw!
Quick, Draw!

my favorite way google got a bunch of people to train an ai model for free

11/6/2026
Grok (chatbot)
Grok (chatbot)

have to admit though "grok bot" is a really fun thing to say

11/6/2026
Koopalings
Koopalings11/6/2026
Pooper-scooper
Pooper-scooper

a bad one can ruin your day

11/6/2026
Murder
Murder

probably feels therapeutic as fuck not going to lie

11/6/2026
Emojipedia
Emojipedia

fun website but slow

11/6/2026
Wikipedia
Wikipedia11/6/2026
Silence
Silence11/6/2026
YouTube
YouTube

cool i guess

11/6/2026
Music
Music

as a teenager i thought music was the most important thing in life. as an adult i realize its the easiest thing to cut out of yours.

11/6/2026
Anal sex
Anal sex

taking it in the butt probably feels so good

11/6/2026
Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them! controversy
Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them! controversy

don't really like how the right leg looks but cool otherwise

11/6/2026