Diet Coke

In my experience as a straight man, Diet Coke is something that becomes incredibly important to you when you enter into a long lasting relationship with a woman. Bringing my wife a ice cold diet coke every time I return from wherever I may have been is an intimate ritual in our relationship. Personally I enjoy it more in the morning than I do at night, I find it gets the juices flowing and stimulates the body in a way that a coffee just doesn't do right upon waking.

I'll keep drinkin that garbage

not after 3:50pm

Yummy

I likey that

not good mate

It's no coke zero

Quite possibly the best beverage to exist. This is the nectar of the gods. These are my cigarettes