JackProfound

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Chocolate chip cookie
Chocolate chip cookie

Grand Slam of a treat

11/3/2026
Chewing gum
Chewing gum

I used to chew it until it was just goo

11/3/2026
Denisovan
Denisovan

Dennis Ovan was my best friend in 3rd grade

11/3/2026
Sea Peoples
Sea Peoples

I think they cappin about this

11/3/2026
Pete Buttigieg
Pete Buttigieg

You know hes kinda grown on me

11/3/2026
Drum
Drum

Could bang on mine all day

11/3/2026
Sugar cube
Sugar cube

I make a lot of old fashioneds at work and I have a "One for the audience, one for me" policy regarding the sugar cubes.

11/3/2026
Aspartame
Aspartame

See Diet Coke

11/3/2026
Islam
Islam

my old dealer converted to islam after he thought he was getting raided by swat but it was just a wellness check on his elderly neighbor. He became much friendlier and I think he is into kickball now

11/3/2026
Italian Jews
Italian Jews

My wife is 50% Jewish, 50% Italian, and 100% a pain in my ass! Just kidding I love her a lot. She is beautiful and kind. Cant speak on the rest of them

11/3/2026
Spice
Spice

one of my favorite imports from the subcontinent

11/3/2026
Blood
Blood

my team is working on a solution for this

11/3/2026
Oedipus complex
Oedipus complex

Just found out about this, lot to think about

11/3/2026
Poopdeck Pappy
Poopdeck Pappy

Ridiculous name for a man

11/3/2026
Evil
Evil

I shouldnt speak on it

11/3/2026
Zero bar
Zero bar

My grandma used to keep these in the freezer for me to eat after I mowed her lawn

11/3/2026
Mouth ulcer
Mouth ulcer

got a bunch right now

11/3/2026
Portugal. The Man
Portugal. The Man

Their early work is truly mind blowing. I don't fault them for occasionally dabbling in car commercial music. Incredible live shows

11/3/2026
Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown

Nevertheless, he persists

11/3/2026
Pleasure
Pleasure

really good after a bit of pain

11/3/2026
Jazz
Jazz

smooth

11/3/2026
Benson Boone
Benson Boone

Good body. stupid name.

11/3/2026
Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn

my really annoying coworker who lied about everything said that he was a landscaper for both barack obama and vince vaughn but that vince vaughns house was cooler than obamas. I seriously dont think any of that is true.

11/3/2026
Biblical canon
Biblical canon

I wrote something for this but they didnt let me add it.

11/3/2026
Beatrix Potter
Beatrix Potter

She wrote a lot of really weird crap but Peter Rabbit is Goated

11/3/2026
Richard Scarry
Richard Scarry

Incredible looking guy, who drew the coolest stuff. Its good to be busy

11/3/2026
Paper
Paper

I use it often and I am almost never frustrated with the user experience

11/3/2026
Father
Father

I love being one

11/3/2026
Honesty
Honesty

best policy

11/3/2026
Conversation
Conversation

I have lots of these and I enjoy almost all of them. If I dont enjoy them I just stop having them.

11/3/2026
Milwaukee
Milwaukee11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Red Bull
Red Bull

I cannot say enough good things about the brand.

11/3/2026
Rough-and-tumble play
Rough-and-tumble play

I love doing this with my friends and my son. I am good at calming people down when it starts going from rough and tumble to roughhousing, there IS a distinction

11/3/2026
Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan

Sometimes you have the juice for a little while, you never know how long you'll have it or if you'll have it again. No one had more juice then Dylan when he had the juice.

11/3/2026
Jackson Chourio
Jackson Chourio

Kind eyes and undeniable talent

11/3/2026
Colonialism
Colonialism

There are pros and cons.

11/3/2026
Lesbian
Lesbian

When we moved into our current apartment our upstairs neighbors were a lesbian couple with matching Jeep Trucks and a lot of woodworking supplies in the garage. A really classic style of lesbian. I was ecstatic. Sadly they bought a house (good for them) and now our neighbors are two homely gamers who never walk their husky.

11/3/2026
Gary Gygax
Gary Gygax

I like the games he made and the way he looked. Some questionable beliefs but who amongst us is sinless?

11/3/2026
Bourbon whiskey
Bourbon whiskey11/3/2026
Bicycle
Bicycle

They did a good job making these, dont know what I would change about them.

11/3/2026
Torture
Torture

I dont like this one bit. I did really enjoy the mythbusters episode about using bamboo for torture. The one where they grow bamboo through a ballistics gel dummy. When I was 10 my uncle told me Jane Fonda went to Vietnam and whipped US soldiers with bicycle chains. I dont know if thats true or not.

11/3/2026
Israel
Israel

My family are southern Pentecostals and church was always about Israel in one way or the other. My aunt would go to Israel to lead tours every year and one time she brought me back a replica IDF beret and I wore it to Walmart and someone asked what kind of boy scout I was. Not a fan of the other stuff they do either.

11/3/2026
Gambling
Gambling

I think it is bad to do this because I have a lot of deep and beautiful friendships with mentally challenged people and they spend all their money on it and it makes me sad.

11/3/2026
Movie theater
Movie theater

I like going to these but I dont do it very often. Maybe they would be even better If I went more. I went to one when they started making new star wars movies and me and my little brother were second and third in line behind a very round and sweaty man who asked a lot of questions about KOTR, which we were not familiar with at the time and that made him frustrated.

11/3/2026
Diet Coke
Diet Coke

In my experience as a straight man, Diet Coke is something that becomes incredibly important to you when you enter into a long lasting relationship with a woman. Bringing my wife a ice cold diet coke every time I return from wherever I may have been is an intimate ritual in our relationship. Personally I enjoy it more in the morning than I do at night, I find it gets the juices flowing and stimulates the body in a way that a coffee just doesn't do right upon waking.

11/3/2026
Humour
Humour11/3/2026
Frasier
Frasier

Frasier is an excellent show that I feel a lot of people misunderstand. It is about a wisecracking and cunning Seattle detective, Martin Crane. He is retired against his will by a bullet to the hip, and forced to move in with his flamboyant son, the titular Frasier. I dont think any sitcom has ever perfected its own formula to this degree.

11/3/2026
Orthodontics
Orthodontics

I agree that it is necessary and overall is good for society. I have very strong and vivid memories of my childhood orthodontist Doctor Spradley, and the way he smelled. His receptionist was warm and kind. I feel that my mother relished turning the key in the palate spreader he installed in my mouth in a way that was somewhat sadistic. I am not going to let my personal experiences cloud my review of the concept.

11/3/2026