Hogwarts

If Hogwarts was a real school I would shoot it up

woke 3.0 we're nuking this mf

an enchanted painting called me a faggot

Harry Potter se pasaba los veranos amargado porque quería volver a un colegio en el que mataban a un estudiante por curso

let’s leave the past in the past

Saw a Hogwarts kid in Liurnia once, pulled out a dinky little stick and shouted something stupid at one of the lobsters and that thing ate him

a cyclops bludgeoned me to death and all i got was 10 pity points to my house

When I went here they strung me up on the flagpole by my underwear

BOOOOOOOOO

jk rowling aside this school just sucks right they don't have any like literacy or history or math or art classes it's all just kinda impractical

U know it got hogwarts on it

the british fantasy to be a privileged private school student needs to be studied more

Sounds like British slang for nipples

didn't get my letter

Harry Potter touched me