Radical Machine

The ex-girlfriend to my high schools quarterback. Once told everyone in my senior class that he had this fetish and how he refused to have sex unless she wore southern style boots at all times. Especially weird since his mom is a Texan who always had on a a brown leather pair whenever she showed up at football games or pta events. He was an asshole so I don't feel too bad for him, when he got bullied so hard he had to quit the team. Though for such a ugly asshole he had a beautiful arm. A decent fetish

I will destroy you

The best things in life have contradictions. Baseball more than any other game embodies this truth completely. Both a collective game and individually focused. Simple but complex. Fast and slow. Exciting and boring. Near and far. Filled with both love and hate (dodgers). As even more details cultivate into a game that embodies all of humanity strengths and weaknesses for nine innings and beyond. "How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

Only a king can write a epic poem like this

I'm a fan of sharp cheddar

I love to Tranbeer a bud light to my hand

One sip and you understand why pirates were like that

Best girl

Where love grows and ends

Literally me

So versatile. I can use it to read a story, wipe my ass, and blow my nose. All from just a single piece of paper. It's the best!

One time I accidently did this to my date and it blew back her bangs. Not a fan

Forever changed how I look at cats for the better. Rest well brother ♥♥♥

I like this

I truly like this very much

Beautiful singers. Shame about their nards

He deserves the entire Zoo

peanut butter and jelly fit together like Elon Musk and a guillotine

Elon Musk and a guillotine fit together like pb&j

A masterpiece. I only wish the two sisters were the ones to kill Bluebeard in the end

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems -Homer Simpson

The whole spectrum of being human is alive and well here

I know you were evil asf but weirdly enough I miss you

Born to skate like Michelangelo for sculpting

I love you, Mom. Your pecan pies are the best

One of the bravest men who ever lived

I wish I was reliable like my MPC-HC application

For the losers of the world

Mustard stains are the worst

I don't think it's happening guys

Tennis>Pickleball

She wrote my favorite novel and she seemed very ice

That Chinese mother and son video scarred me for life.

I hate these guys

One time a bee pooped yellow liquid on my thumb

Thank you, Marx and Engels, for creating the inevitable

https://youtu.be/EZ9ymE2Rcxo?si=fkDmC3wrEff5BIle A wolf howls. I know how he feels.

I owe everything to you

Reddit

Shout out to the people who farm it

Batman will stop you

Really good with a barbeque dipping sauce

The former things are passed away -Revelation 21:4 Brilliant technique that I love to use when needed. I wish there was more of it in contemporary novels

My favorite animal! I love that they're cute, transculent, and they won't hesistate to maul me in-person!

Underated