Hotel Mario

Gay Luigi

are they ever remaking this one i like it a lot

I love you Hotel Mario

not very good gameplay

You know what they say: all toasters toast toast!

ESSENTIA - 1 - This game has very little sociological impact. If Hotel Mario disappeared tomorrow, very little would change outside of niche internet spheres. GLORIA - 3.5 - But they're MY niche internet spheres!!! This game's cutscenes have made me laugh and smile many, many, many times. But the game itself is really unpleasant to play. I think it evens out. CRUCIA - 3.5 - I don't think this game has ever hurt anyone, but it definitely hasn't healed anyone. CULTIVAR - 4 - I adore all of the art that sprung from this game. I know calling Youtube Poop video edits "art" is odd, but they are! They're improvised, referential comedy sketches, and ones that were formative to me. AWE - 2.5 - It really is impressive that they let this game exist.

you know what they say, all toasters toast toast!