williamleonard

need help getting a small sausage (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a large sausage

thinking about Her

you have never fucking seen a manuscript as Oblong as this

this guy stole my street name???

a few minutes down the road from me there's a disabled woman who makes these compulsively and her family leaves them outside the gate for people to take - i have one hanging right above the desk i'm typing this on (a fine specimen!) - this 4.5 is dedicated to her :)

they shouldn't have started streaming video games. a fatal misstep in my opinion. shoulda stayed posting 2 minute vlogs about hanging out in their silly virtual rooms doing silly virtual challenges forever. shoutout ljot swanhild

greatest self-insert wish-fulfilment webnovel of the 20th century

miss her