Taxonomy

Review bytaxonomist2026-11-07

they’re real. they’re all real. all the creatures that you’ve dreamed of, everything that you’ve wanted to be. the things that you thought could only exist in between the eroding concrete sidewalks or beneath your bedframe. they change faster than us because they don’t have that fear, so the only thing we can do is keep giving them newer and newer names. but they change so quickly that it’s almost impossible to keep up. that’s why the people in charge rack up the price for every name. it’s ten years to train up a specialist; after those ten, a car, life insurance, a house, a family to feed, retirement savings, the number goes up and up, all to discourage people from giving out names; to get them to settle. that’s why there are only so many people in the field, and they’re dwindling. one day, the members of the unnamed will outnumber all humans that will ever live