sprainedvagina

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I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes.

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Reviews

69 (sex position)
69 (sex position)

Better when you do it flying. Flying 69.

11/5/2026
GIF
GIF

Quite possibly one of the greatest things made possible through technology

11/4/2026
Depeche Mode
Depeche Mode11/4/2026
Jeff Tremaine
Jeff Tremaine

My friend Marc loves him, I think he looks a little gay. But whatever makes my princess happy ❤️❤️❤️❤️

11/4/2026
Chili dog
Chili dog

I could guzzle two fat chili dogs right now.

11/4/2026
Jackass (franchise)
Jackass (franchise)

The most man ass you'll see in a lifetime.

11/4/2026
Smile
Smile

The most attractive feature on any person

11/4/2026
Free content
Free content

Even better when obtained illegally.

11/4/2026
MILF
MILF11/4/2026
Jimmy Pop
Jimmy Pop

Jimmy Pop (not a pooper, not a pauper, but a popper) is a dumb white guy. I'd let him screw me on the beach at night

11/4/2026
Wombat
Wombat11/4/2026
Lesbian
Lesbian

Lesbianism is enjoyable for lesbians and non-lesbians alike.

11/4/2026
Tomato
Tomato

An over hated legend.

11/4/2026
Gay pornography
Gay pornography

Jeff Tremaine knows a lot about directing this stuff.

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Sexual intercourse
Sexual intercourse

Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten.

11/4/2026
Breast
Breast

Hooray! I think someone made an album about this once.

11/4/2026
Vomiting
Vomiting

Steve-O does too much of this so it sort of ruins the sanctity of the art. Otherwise refreshing.

11/4/2026
Wildboyz
Wildboyz

Deducted some points due to Steve-O’s presence, but otherwise the best gay porno ever made.

11/4/2026
Chris Pontius
Chris Pontius

10/10 no notes. The more Bunny The Lifeguard the merrier.

11/4/2026
Bloodhound Gang
Bloodhound Gang

White trash music. Love it 10/10.

11/4/2026