nerpa

Evil evil evil

I hope everyone involved with this experiences every layer of Buddhist hell simultaneously for eternity

95% of these are literal torture chambers and im not even exaggerating

The other torture chamber I was in was here

They tortured me in the evil torture labyrinth here

Once I was on here and there was this huge group of people, they were all around college age or a bit older maybe, clearly drunk, from like Naperville or smth, they were screaming so loud the whole time I almost lost my shit I thought I was gonna go deaf I wanted to crash that damn train, that incident alone is enough to knock 2 stars off. Any other inconveniences I've experienced here were more funny than anything

Be careful, you could fall into the Hole

ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら 深夜二時過ぎ　酔いは冷めた 布団かぶれど　ノーミソは覚めた テレビつけても　話題は暗々 眠れもしないまま　朝を待つさ あれ耳澄ましたら　何か聞こえた 祭囃子に似た　ひどいノイズ 合わせて　しゃがれ声　窓の外で 「ほれ　ゾンビの真似事　始めましょ」 のってけ　のってけ　のっては　すって とんでけ　とんでけ　とんでは　はいて まわって　まわって　ぐるぐる　まわって くるしい　くるしい　すっては　はいて ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら こんな夜中に　どこのバカだ ひどく楽しそうに　やかましいわ 僕のことなんて　ほっといてくれ だけどやけに　楽しそうじゃないか あれ気付けば　テレビの前に誰か 顔色の悪い　老人一人 右手の鎌を　差し出して言った 「ほれ　人間辞めて　踊りましょ」 のってけ　のってけ　のっては　すって とんでけ　とんでけ　とんでは　はいて まわって　まわって　ぐるぐる　まわって くるしい　くるしい　ほらよく　すって ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら 頭の奥そこでは 鳴り止まないサイレン 耳塞ぐより 先に 手を取り 踊り出した のってけ　のってけ　のっては　すって とんでけ　とんでけ　とんでは　はいて まわって　まわって　ぐるぐる　まわって くるしい　くるしい　くるしいな くるしい　くるしい　くるしい　くるしい くるしい　くるしい　くるしいな くるしい　くるしい　くるしい　くるしい くるしい　くるしい　くるしい　くるしいな いち　にの　惨死 ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら ひっふー　ひっひっふー　らららららららら

I hope all my lovely animals are frolicking up in Internet Heaven, my childhood account was unfortunately deleted due to inactivity. I mourn it like I would a kind old uncle.

FUCK YOU!!!! EAT SHIT!!!

Read my review of spontaneous human combustion to hear my thoughts on this... I imagine the actual condition is quite unpleasant

When I was about 8 or 9 I was convinced this was going to happen to me like for months on end I was just terrified that at any moment I would suddenly explode into a million pieces, it started because I heard about "exploding head syndrome" (which is a benign neurological condition) and took the name literally, I thought my head was just gonna explode, I kept myself up at night thinking about it and panicked whenever I got a headache. Bonus points for funny

Wasnt fun but at least they figured out what was wrong with me so there's that

My uncle was here!! He was on the US men's sitting volleyball team

My great grandpa, never met him so I can't rate him

Happened to me from walking up the stairs and stepping the wrong way once, still confused as to how that even happened

One of my fav games to play when I dont have energy for anything serious, im lowkey cracked at nubby

Spheal.

Id be a world renowned multi media artist if it werent for this.

It hurts in my skin it hurts from within it hurts in my motherfucking skiiiiin

When I have the annoying loser autism instead of the science genius autism 💔

This is literally what its all about!