giulia

me if i was another kind of manmal

some real bangers but the voice gets grating after a while :/

their facial expression is hilarious. plus wdym we don't really know how they mate? we know, like, most things except for ghosts. maybe it's ghosts? anyway there are some morays with GORGEOUS colors and the ones for eating are lovely. so sad that western europe jellies them, the japanese got it right with the broiling and the sauce.

best style of kimchi imo, radish is a good vehicle for the saucy fermenting agent (don't remember what it's called but i made it once, i mean the big paste mix with like 35 things in it incl. gochuchang sometimes asian pear salt etc) it's crunchy and super refreshing, grilled meat's absolute best friend but has in my experience paired well with chicharrón as well as super fatty meaty stewy soups & roasts of a central european persuasion. kkakdugi eats, and so do i

i like this better than lychee........... idk when i get to the super tannic pithy part near the seed the rasmbutan flavor almost complements it better than lychee does.... plus it looks so much cooler! hairy red egg!!! hairy red egg!!!

among the great Sour Products!! notable varieties: coconut vinegar from the philippines, balsamic vinegar of modena, white vinegar (in a cleaning context)... there are more but those are my top 3

sometimes it's exactly what u needed. sometimes it's the worst thing in the entire universe. no way to tell which it's going to be until it's already happened. shout out the one time my bf was scromiting so hard i thought he puked out his internal organs, shout out that one tequila hangover in august 25 that nearly killed me bc i could keep nothing down the next day, and shoutout that one time i got so sick in vietnam i am now forever thankful the bathroom at my hostel was that kinda bathroom where the shower/toilet/sink aren't split up and i could just puke on the floor and wash it away with the showerhead. anyway yea tl;dr it's aite

EVIL!!!!!! BUT........ tfw you're grooming ur cuticles and u have a situa that's like 50/50 could be a nasty hangnail or theeee most satisfying cuticle removal of your life and it's the LATTER.... honestly comparable to winning an olympic medal, probably. but theres no wiki page for that so 0.5 stars for hangnails, among the wackest mundane ailments we got

the good shit is good and the bad shit is real bad

honestly so fucking cute, especially in the photos they use on the wiki page... puppies of da swamp

looks cooler than it feels, like a kink that exists more to be photographed than exercised; dangerous when done without experience; annoying that every erotic art fair i go to is inundated with shibari mags; but looks sick as fuck

the white boy of all time, best thighs in football, jolly little fucker; would that i could be caught smiling as much as he does, perhaps the best box2box midfielder in the world; will get his dues eventually

so much fun within reason if people were a little less interrogatory and employed a little more 'yes, and' into their conversations this would be even MORE fun

NOT my favorite pinniped. the jocks of the pinniped world. like no shade but these guys are just loud and kinda odd looking (i think it's the ears and the unmottled coat) they court more of my ire than they probably deserve because ignorants often mistake them for earless seals and vice versa, when they are OBVIOUSLY DEMONSTRABLY UNDOUBTABLY not the same animal!! I mean beyond the ears thing sea lions sit like a letter L and earless seals sit like a banana. come on people! anyway they're fun but they're attention hogs and not nearly as cute as their earless cousins, sorry!

RIP :(

great for eating and can be so beautiful! An essential part of ecosystems and i love the fish that hang out in schools, it gives murmuration like are small fishes not the small birds of the sea? -0.5 stars because they can be a bit smelly and annoying to process for the aforementioned eating of them, if i had my way i'd only shave off 0.25 stars for that but alas no quarter measures

SO FAT AND GOOD

probably the best thing that ever happened to me in the name of the father (arteta) the son (the boys) and the holy ghost (the gooners) coyg 🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️

way better than advertised. limited vocab compared to english leads to acrobatic and flexible sentences full of untranslateable vivacity. worth learning if you love literature in english it’s close and different enough to be extremely enriching

(not the concept specifically the wiki page) maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever put eyes to. highly recommend popcorn reading this section by section when ur at the bar wit ya friend

(not rating the incident itself in a moral sense more in a narrative one) absolute nail biter from start to finish