countyteaser

Probably the greatest civil service in the modern world. I am in love with the idea that we can just put stuff in boxes or envelopes and have them arrive to a certain place nearly anywhere in the world. Love checking the mailbox, I even do it when I know I have nothing in it yet.

we hate you

all day everyday im lookin at ero guro on my ps vita

I fucking love my vita. I play my vita all day everyday.

It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway

in the name

I wish I had a body I liked!

Holy Shit!!! I loved this as a kid!!!!!! Australians understand me more than anything!

too brown for the white kids, too white for the brown kids. It never ends.

builds character, yes, but I cant afford anything else. Please I need help. Please.

big fan of this one

not enough, need to drill into my brain

in moderation, its good. too much and you lost the point

I guess I just wasnt made for these times

it happens

my nickname in middle school

I want to fuck my computer

sometimes I feel like one!

I make them sometimes

eh forget about it

see you guys in another kalpa

do it matter tho

honestly one of the better things in life

such a lovely artist

such a lovely idea!

Wanna hear a joke?

another one of the funniest jokes Ive been told

Destroy all human life.

Doesnt really do much to me anymore.

Last time I tried it, I felt nothing. I assume it had to do with it being an oral dose (I was scared to insufflate drugs at the time), but I would love to get back to it at some point. Too bad it is one of the "harder" substances to try, but It will find me when It needs me to.

I hate that I like it. As Ben Wallers put it on his song "Only My Saviour" "If the ocean was made out of whiskey, I'd swim to the bottom and die" You are a product of your surroundings, and in my case, I am an alcoholic. Can't pay for rent, but can pay for a bottle of vodka or a glass of whiskey any day. My dearest ethanol, my hated love.

its pretty neat :)

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one of the better feelings out there

absolutely horrid darling

lovely!

AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING. AMAZING.

I love you :)

think about it!

amazing!! excellent!!

how can we know its true rating if we dont know what its like until it happens

my favorite joke in the universe