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Hungary
Hungary11/8/2026
Fang
Fang

will get these one day and then everyone who isn't afraid of me biting them will be fucking sorry

11/8/2026
Testosterone
Testosterone

diyhrt.info buy your shit online they can't take your freedom from you

11/8/2026
Amethyst
Amethyst

i have eaten this as well but it's not as great as the other ones because its hard to bite and it just hurts your teeth but you can swallow it

11/8/2026
Chalk
Chalk

probably one of the best things to eat

11/8/2026
Charcoal
Charcoal

okay i love eating this

11/8/2026
Metal
Metal

fun to eat

11/8/2026
DIY transgender hormone therapy
DIY transgender hormone therapy

put that shit in my veins yippee

11/8/2026
Mongolian language
Mongolian language

sounds so beautiful like an angel speaking to you

11/8/2026
Mongolia
Mongolia

pretty

11/8/2026
Russian language
Russian language

sounds very cool the grammar is not as friendly to me though

11/8/2026
Doctor of Philosophy
Doctor of Philosophy

something you can do

11/8/2026
Italy
Italy

very fun place to be i just wish they weren't so obsessed with fascism

11/8/2026
United States
United States

i feel like its kind of popular to hate on it but i think that its definitely not the worst one out there

11/8/2026
Library
Library

i fucking love socialism

11/8/2026
Library card
Library card

libraries are like my top ten things ever so its awesome that you can get a little image of one to go in your pocket all the time. and you get to have books because of it? god i love books.

11/8/2026
Schlitterbahn
Schlitterbahn

pretty fun i guess, the theme song gets stuck in my head

11/8/2026
Vampire
Vampire

hot!

11/8/2026
Blood
Blood

delicious

11/8/2026
Vein
Vein

pretty invested in the continuation of these things

11/8/2026
Woman
Woman

see a lot of them. lot of them making big moves. total fan, no notes.

11/8/2026
Circumcision
Circumcision

nope

11/8/2026
Intersex
Intersex

its really fucked up that we dont just let them do what they want

11/8/2026
Male
Male

really got to step up our game but there's a few hits who bring up the overall score such as jesus christ and ringo starr

11/8/2026
Female
Female

i believe all of them

11/8/2026
MF Doom
MF Doom

as a performative male this really speaks to me

11/8/2026
Paul the Apostle
Paul the Apostle

asexual legend

11/8/2026
Contrarian
Contrarian

everyone else is copying me when i do this

11/8/2026
Imagination
Imagination

just conjured up an image of me being really happy sitting in the bath tub with a big cup of coffee and a grilled cheese. you can do this too. this is fucking lit.

11/8/2026
Turkey
Turkey

room for improvement

11/8/2026
4-HO-MET
4-HO-MET

shit gave me hppd but it could be worse. i was moonwalking for a bit

11/8/2026
Alcoholism
Alcoholism

need to stop this

11/8/2026
Taco
Taco11/8/2026
Paraphilia
Paraphilia

humans are so fascinating

11/8/2026
Public sex
Public sex

logistically there's a lot that goes into this which in my opinion defeats the point of most of the parts that would actually make it interesting. plus there's the problem of consent.

11/8/2026
Hummingbird
Hummingbird

you never even realize how small they are until they are sitting on your hand and they are so precious i love them so much

11/8/2026
Jumex
Jumex

they make the nectar which is cool

11/8/2026
Huevos rancheros
Huevos rancheros

favorite food of all time. literally cannot be beat.

11/8/2026
Tres leches cake
Tres leches cake

yum.com

11/8/2026
Tofu
Tofu

im vegetarian so i am forced to eat this everyday but it is also pretty good with sauces and rice

11/8/2026
Jeans
Jeans

goes with everything. need i say more?

11/8/2026
Pajamas
Pajamas

i just always forget to wear these so they never get worn

11/8/2026
Taurus (constellation)
Taurus (constellation)

i dont know what this means tbh

11/8/2026
Ancient Rome
Ancient Rome

most people who like this are poseurs

11/8/2026
Faggot
Faggot

fun to say not fun to be called at 1 am when you're walking home from the movie theatre while drunk

11/8/2026
Tex-Mex
Tex-Mex

this is all i eat every day im so healthy and my spine and blood and everything are super intact the doctor is proud of me

11/8/2026
American Chinese cuisine
American Chinese cuisine

yummers! sign me up for some of this!

11/8/2026
Switchblade
Switchblade

makes you look cool. also can hurt.

11/8/2026
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder

its kind of fucked up to have the disorder that affects your entire life and for its name to basically be like one symptom of it. we dont call depression "really bad at taking showers" disorder. why is this called adhd? also it has ruined my life. unrelated.

11/8/2026 · 2 comments
Florida
Florida

is this the worst state? yes.

11/8/2026
Making out
Making out

this can be kind of overrated, because usually its only pretty good

11/8/2026
Stanisław Lem
Stanisław Lem

favorite author

11/8/2026
Child abuse
Child abuse

what have the children done to anyone

11/8/2026
Poecile
Poecile

cutie!

11/8/2026
Salvia divinorum
Salvia divinorum

way too demonized. one time i went to the rug dimension and that was fucking lit. not many times you experience 2d turkish rugs.

11/8/2026
Ketamine
Ketamine

its just sort of good

11/8/2026
Dimethyltryptamine
Dimethyltryptamine

pretty fun i have communed with a lot of things i didnt know were real before hand

11/8/2026
LSD
LSD

this just sends me to hell every single fucking time.

11/8/2026
Dexmethylphenidate
Dexmethylphenidate

the only one that works for me

11/8/2026
Orange (fruit)
Orange (fruit)

biting into a big juicy one of these is pretty great at the end of the day

11/8/2026
Addiction
Addiction

it kept me alive but i do not need it anymore.

11/8/2026
Penny
Penny

they stopped making these for a reason.

11/8/2026
United States one-dollar bill
United States one-dollar bill

okay so i like money i think about the normal amount but this is also the more annoying type of money. what am i supposed to buy with this?

11/8/2026
Sufism
Sufism

lot of cool ideas in this one

11/8/2026
Runa Laila
Runa Laila

queen, love her

11/8/2026
Byhalia, Mississippi
Byhalia, Mississippi

straight up nothing happens here ever

11/8/2026
Irene Li
Irene Li

what

11/8/2026
Cards Against Humanity
Cards Against Humanity

the worst people i know like this

11/8/2026
Interspecies friendship
Interspecies friendship11/8/2026
Food
Food

need this

11/8/2026
Mango
Mango

good in ices, good in pastries, good in yogurt, good on its own. what can't this fruit do?

11/8/2026
Couch
Couch

its pretty great that this is both a solo and a multiplayer activity. you can lay on the couch or if you have a friend you both can be on it at the same time. and the two of you being there doesn't detract from the couchness. you can also put blankets on the couch. or pillows. i mean it's just very comfortable and cool overall.

11/8/2026
Compact disc
Compact disc

cool ass shape

11/8/2026
Back pain
Back pain11/8/2026
Rat
Rat

cute guys

11/8/2026
Karma
Karma

its great when i sow but when i reap....

11/8/2026
Linux
Linux

this makes me so annoying and i love it. i love when i get to push my glasses up and be like erm actually the root bash kernel shell sudos into the terminal gui. and then they beat me to death.

11/8/2026 · 2 comments
Email
Email

email is like its own unique niche and i cant imagine a world without it. imagine your boss had to text you or something gross like that. or message you on discord. that would be fucked.

11/8/2026 · 1 comment
Alabama
Alabama

its ok i guess

11/8/2026
Texas
Texas

blexas is so kawaii i love the desert rain

11/8/2026
Victoria crowned pigeon
Victoria crowned pigeon

ate my fucking cotton candy

11/8/2026
Auburn University
Auburn University

BOOOOOOOOOO

11/8/2026
Attraction to transgender people
Attraction to transgender people

you know it!

11/8/2026
Quick time event
Quick time event

me when i get hit by a car

11/8/2026
Male submission
Male submission

yep! #blessed

11/8/2026
Billionaire
Billionaire

he doesnt need that much....

11/8/2026
Hypnosis
Hypnosis

awooga

11/8/2026
Balyana armata
Balyana armata

i really like how this beetle looks but i dont know much about him

11/8/2026
Sexual practices between men
Sexual practices between men

ok so huge fan of this one

11/8/2026
Dale Cooper
Dale Cooper

wonderful guy

11/8/2026
Marxism
Marxism

i appreciate the vision for the time, but it definitely is a bit antiquated by now. i'd appreciate if some social theorists upped their game as far as citations go.

11/7/2026
Huron, South Dakota
Huron, South Dakota

almost nothing going on here. dont really hate it, just feels like an irrelevant place, for the most part. probably would not return on purpose.

11/7/2026
Secrecy
Secrecy

i really like when i get to have this but then when other people have it and exclude me it makes me really sad. i understand why its necessary, it just sucks. personally, don't have any moral objection to it on it's own though.

11/7/2026
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

really hate this guy

11/7/2026
Viktor Orbán
Viktor Orbán

hate this guy

11/7/2026
Sexual practices between women
Sexual practices between women

can't rate this as it's not possible for me, but ive heard good things

11/7/2026
Moka pot
Moka pot

very simple cleaning, very simple usage, and no spills or leakage. probably the most practical way to make a good cup of coffee. mine has got a faulty gasket so i've got to get the gasket replaced. it has been with me in constant use for four years. so to just have that gone wrong, i mean it's quite impressive.

11/7/2026
Water
Water

there's so much going on with this stuff it's sort of hard to list. I think just about anyone can find something they like about it. i've subtracted one star because when there's a lot in one place it can lead to things like drowning and flooding, which of course don't strike me as particularly great. if it stopped doing that i would give it five stars.

11/7/2026
Blowing on hot food
Blowing on hot food

definitely feels like a video game mechanic. it's like one of those moving cursors on a bar and you have to get the timing right when you press. if you do it right it goes "perfect!" and you take a bite and get plus three fullness. and if you don't, floor soup now. i think the charm comes from the fact that it's actually implemented pretty rarely if you're okay at cooking food. if it were every meal it would be horrible,.

11/7/2026
Cold brew coffee
Cold brew coffee

low effort way to get coffee if you remember the night before, but it can be a bit too watery at times

11/6/2026
Scoliosis
Scoliosis

very fucking annoying

11/6/2026
Role-playing
Role-playing

generally a pretty fun activity but in a lot of instances can be highly dependent on factors outside one's control

11/6/2026
Henry VI (play)
Henry VI (play)

the first in a series of plays that are more or less forgettable, compared to the other history plays

11/6/2026
Rust Cohle
Rust Cohle

he's me and i'm him

11/6/2026