
birdmask
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will get these one day and then everyone who isn't afraid of me biting them will be fucking sorry
11/8/2026i have eaten this as well but it's not as great as the other ones because its hard to bite and it just hurts your teeth but you can swallow it
11/8/2026i feel like its kind of popular to hate on it but i think that its definitely not the worst one out there
11/8/2026libraries are like my top ten things ever so its awesome that you can get a little image of one to go in your pocket all the time. and you get to have books because of it? god i love books.
11/8/2026really got to step up our game but there's a few hits who bring up the overall score such as jesus christ and ringo starr
11/8/2026just conjured up an image of me being really happy sitting in the bath tub with a big cup of coffee and a grilled cheese. you can do this too. this is fucking lit.
11/8/2026logistically there's a lot that goes into this which in my opinion defeats the point of most of the parts that would actually make it interesting. plus there's the problem of consent.
11/8/2026you never even realize how small they are until they are sitting on your hand and they are so precious i love them so much
11/8/2026im vegetarian so i am forced to eat this everyday but it is also pretty good with sauces and rice
11/8/2026fun to say not fun to be called at 1 am when you're walking home from the movie theatre while drunk
11/8/2026this is all i eat every day im so healthy and my spine and blood and everything are super intact the doctor is proud of me
11/8/2026its kind of fucked up to have the disorder that affects your entire life and for its name to basically be like one symptom of it. we dont call depression "really bad at taking showers" disorder. why is this called adhd? also it has ruined my life. unrelated.
11/8/2026 · 2 commentsway too demonized. one time i went to the rug dimension and that was fucking lit. not many times you experience 2d turkish rugs.
11/8/2026pretty fun i have communed with a lot of things i didnt know were real before hand
11/8/2026okay so i like money i think about the normal amount but this is also the more annoying type of money. what am i supposed to buy with this?
11/8/2026good in ices, good in pastries, good in yogurt, good on its own. what can't this fruit do?
11/8/2026its pretty great that this is both a solo and a multiplayer activity. you can lay on the couch or if you have a friend you both can be on it at the same time. and the two of you being there doesn't detract from the couchness. you can also put blankets on the couch. or pillows. i mean it's just very comfortable and cool overall.
11/8/2026this makes me so annoying and i love it. i love when i get to push my glasses up and be like erm actually the root bash kernel shell sudos into the terminal gui. and then they beat me to death.
11/8/2026 · 2 commentsemail is like its own unique niche and i cant imagine a world without it. imagine your boss had to text you or something gross like that. or message you on discord. that would be fucked.
11/8/2026 · 1 commenti appreciate the vision for the time, but it definitely is a bit antiquated by now. i'd appreciate if some social theorists upped their game as far as citations go.
11/7/2026almost nothing going on here. dont really hate it, just feels like an irrelevant place, for the most part. probably would not return on purpose.
11/7/2026i really like when i get to have this but then when other people have it and exclude me it makes me really sad. i understand why its necessary, it just sucks. personally, don't have any moral objection to it on it's own though.
11/7/2026can't rate this as it's not possible for me, but ive heard good things
11/7/2026very simple cleaning, very simple usage, and no spills or leakage. probably the most practical way to make a good cup of coffee. mine has got a faulty gasket so i've got to get the gasket replaced. it has been with me in constant use for four years. so to just have that gone wrong, i mean it's quite impressive.
11/7/2026there's so much going on with this stuff it's sort of hard to list. I think just about anyone can find something they like about it. i've subtracted one star because when there's a lot in one place it can lead to things like drowning and flooding, which of course don't strike me as particularly great. if it stopped doing that i would give it five stars.
11/7/2026definitely feels like a video game mechanic. it's like one of those moving cursors on a bar and you have to get the timing right when you press. if you do it right it goes "perfect!" and you take a bite and get plus three fullness. and if you don't, floor soup now. i think the charm comes from the fact that it's actually implemented pretty rarely if you're okay at cooking food. if it were every meal it would be horrible,.
11/7/2026low effort way to get coffee if you remember the night before, but it can be a bit too watery at times
11/6/2026generally a pretty fun activity but in a lot of instances can be highly dependent on factors outside one's control
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