Zygma

a timeless classic

holy aura

take everything you love about red, and then add all the best parts of blue. Boom.

actually me

objectively funny fetish. pure slapstick comedy

Imagine having every fast food restaurant on one continent

quite possibly the scariest thing ever to me. The idea that i could have a system that i've uploaded my entire personality to hijacked and possibly destroyed is terrifying.

tanking two packs of these at 2am feels like being pregnant with the antichrist

wanted to get my thoughts out early on this. two thumbs down

They put these just far away enough from ppls homes that its always inconvenient to go to one, but i treat it more as a test of loyalty

crazy to think these guys existed at one point in time. I would probably give up the lives of a concerning amount of loved ones in order to create jurassic park in real life.

Kodaka could probably write Walter White but Vince Gilligan could never EVER begin to conceive Kokichi Ouma