VelvetRobot
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my ex turned me off from these guys but i'm glad i've recovered enough to be able to listen to them again. they're like R.E.M. for English majors
11/6/2026i love you my baby i could never move on from you. i will be using you to play pokemon and fire emblem until the day i die. i just wish you were a bit more durable and whatnot
11/6/2026DOWN WITH COPYRIGHT! DOWN WITH INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY! DOWNLOAD WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER!!!
11/6/2026my biggest disappointment after moving to california was discovering how supremely mid this burger chain is. everyone on the east coast was always hyping it up as some kind of "forbidden fruit" and were desperate to try it; it's just so aggressively Average that i cannot fathom how it build up such a reverent culture around it. just stick to Shake Shack
11/6/2026one of my first horror films that wasn't some manner of parody or deconstruction (e.g. Cabin in the Woods, Scream). those movies were good in their own right but this one's a cultural touchstone. really like the cinematography and sense of narrative tension, though i could do without all the ableist rhetoric :/ jamie lee curtis slays
11/6/2026the endocrinologist that prescribed me progesterone here provided the most pleasant and respectful experience i have ever had trying to acquire HRT
11/6/2026was a decent service before the all the AI slop and price hikes and political conservatism
11/6/2026terrible. run by incompetent idiots. stop rebuilding your fucking concourses every 4 years just to put in yet another gastropub that sells burgers for $28
11/6/2026actually pretty good. i was extremely annoying about it in high school but i think it still holds up after all these years
11/5/2026half their discography is corny schlock and the rest is unironically pretty good. i just like seeing people's reactions when i tell them this is my favorite band
11/5/2026not bad. tried it out didn't quite work for me but i'm glad it resonates with so many hot people
11/5/2026i'm sorry to everyone i know for being an obnoxious brony back in high school. i'm a girl now and that's at least partially because of this show
11/5/2026now that the 2010s WUBWUBWUB meme phase is over and done with i can safely say this shit rocks
11/5/2026terrible website, poorly designed, awful management, but i have met some of the best friends i've ever made on here. truly the wild west of the modern internet
11/5/2026i used to be so scared of these but now i find them calming.....the power of nature can be a beautiful thing <3
11/5/2026americans on a site where you can review anything in existence: imagine a burger
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