Chicken tenders
Chicken tenders

Review byPrettyInPunk· 2026-11-05

Genuinely life saving. I was once caught in a dark alley by a group of four knife weilding hooligans, luckily I had just picked up some chicken tenders from my local Cane's (Box combo, one finger for each fool). I slung my tenders at their faces with lighting speed and accuracy unrivaled by any man, one by one they were knocked out by my pure chicken power.

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