PrettyInPunk

Genuinely life saving. I was once caught in a dark alley by a group of four knife weilding hooligans, luckily I had just picked up some chicken tenders from my local Cane's (Box combo, one finger for each fool). I slung my tenders at their faces with lighting speed and accuracy unrivaled by any man, one by one they were knocked out by my pure chicken power.

The source of all life and all things good. PRAISE THE SUN

Boredom allows us to truely appreciate the fine parts of life. It is a freedom to be bored, therefore we should cherish the feeling

Each day I awake to no news of his passing is a day I feel unfufilled. The hatred I feel for him is ingrained so deeply I fear it will pass on to my children as well as their subsequent offspring (I am infertile)

While good in theory, in practice it leads to many unwanted consequences. At age 11 I stepped in another childs pile of poop that had been there for god knows how long.