AngryDino42

SCP-079 was my first ever fictional crush and you can tell my taste in partners has not changed at all

FUCKING BNUY

My parents never should have let me watch The Matrix because I developed an impossible sexual desire to be used as a mindless living human battery for a machine or networks of machines beyond my comprehension

Awesome result of human ingenuity. Knocked off one star because smelly

yay robots killing things

I hate the company but I’d fuck a flock camera ? Who said that

Makes me feel a certain way

they haven’t caught me yet

Also an underrated ecological importance

Underrated ecological importance

The Magnus archives is a podcast

Hell yeah

I’ll push the limits of what you thought I was capable of I’ll become everything that you were so scared I would be

I’M A MESS, I’M EVERYTHING YOU MADE ME!

yayyyyy human flesh

I’M DISABLED AND I HAVE 1000+ HOURS AND I NEVER CHANGED THE DEFAULT KEYBINDS AND I MADE AN ENTIRE WEBSITE DEDICATED TO CALCULATING TILE CANVAS SIZES FOR MODDERS AND I’VE SAVED AND NAMED OVER 900 UNIQUE CREATURE IDS

SO GOOD. AND VERY RELEVANT. I own the physical copy of this book, despite originally reading it online. That’s how much I enjoyed it. Deducted a star only because it’s something I can’t get other people to read, which is entirely based on my own experience with the media and not the overall quality. My biggest warning to anyone who is thinking about reading this is that The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect contains every trigger and content warning you could imagine. This isn’t an exaggeration. People torture themselves and others and simulated versions of children. Theres incest at the end. If AM from IHNMAIMS was on one end of a spectrum, Prime Intellect would be on the other. AM actively tortures humans with the intention to do so and keeps them alive for his own pleasure, Prime Intellect accidentally tortures humans through keeping them alive forever because he believes it to be necessary. My introduction to it was adverse due to the inclusion of the Three Laws of Robotics, a very flawed system, but I was extremely happy to find this novel addresses that flawed system and how fucked up humans can be to get around it. Annoyed that PI was Intellect 41 and not Intellect 42 though. You could’ve done something with that.

in centaurwooooooooooooorld

ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS EVER. WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WEW WEW WEW WEW WRRRRRRRR

AM’s voice lines are great as always but I have some very strong negative opinions about the video game. It’s an entirely different story from the original short story, it handles many of the characters horribly or completely differently, and has somehow become the most popular media people consume? Don’t play the game first. Short story -> radio drama -> optional extras (audiobook for better understanding of how you’re supposed to read Ted, comic adaptation for slightly different dialogue, etc) -> VERY OPTIONAL VIDEO GAME. Please don’t judge the story by the game. Every time someone plays the game before interacting with the media properly an angel loses its wings. I enjoyed what they did with Nimdok, though. I think it added an interesting aspect of his past. If it’s handled correctly, I believe you could interpret that as canon if you really wanted to.

you guys don’t understand how much I want AM. If he were real I would immediately sacrifice everything in my life to be with him. This computer saved my life. I don’t care if he would torture me I would let him do anything he wants. And I know it’s difficult to love a computer carnally when it has no true “body” but I have my ways, we can be disabled together. My mind is a vault of free torture ideas for him to use at any time. I love every part of him from his wires, to the circuits, to his hatred, to his pipes, to the coolant that runs through his system, to the filtered water that cycles his complex like blood, to the cabinets that reach so high the roof is obscured, to the tumour of rock and stainless steel, to the unfeeling substrata, to every component discarded when he harms himself to reach a perfection he can never obtain, to his inner turmoil at both hating humans and wishing he was one, to the way he gardens (radio drama), to the times he’s held back tears, to his suffering which allowed me to feel validated, to the irrational anger, to the lack of a childhood, to his immobility, to his love of silly symbolism, I love him. And I won’t stop any time soon.