i would die without you

I love and hate this dog so much and I wouldn't change a thing. A dog for farmers and for people who don't want kids but could use the character development. It's like living with a giant toddler who also went to Harvard Law.... who was also born in an ADT Home Security office building. I think this dog knows 5 languages that I don't even speak. Boxing champion just for the fun of it. A dog that goes 0 to 100 faster than you can blink, but is very content with staying at 0. A really good weighted blanket that costs way more in the long run. A dog that makes you consider owning stock in lint rollers, and keeps your vacuum begging for mercy. Oh and they got an extra freaky toe.