Pyrenean Mountain Dog

I love and hate this dog so much and I wouldn't change a thing. A dog for farmers and for people who don't want kids but could use the character development. It's like living with a giant toddler who also went to Harvard Law.... who was also born in an ADT Home Security office building. I think this dog knows 5 languages that I don't even speak. Boxing champion just for the fun of it. A dog that goes 0 to 100 faster than you can blink, but is very content with staying at 0. A really good weighted blanket that costs way more in the long run. A dog that makes you consider owning stock in lint rollers, and keeps your vacuum begging for mercy. Oh and they got an extra freaky toe.

Best doggy. Fluffy and white and just all around awesome. 10/10