Teletubbies

I wanna get sucked off by noo-noo

I have genuinely heard nothing but horror stories regarding this series. I've seen several rumours surrounding the existence of a fifth teletubby, with most of them agreeing that they are a demonic being which threatens everyone. Not only that, but the sun baby legitimately gave a lot of children nightmares, not to mention this weird speaker thing. If I was a teletubby I would quickly want to escape the endless loop of doing the same thing every single day. One of these episodes, Po should take Tinky-Winky's hand and agree to leave the stupid teletubby superdome and go somewhere crazy. Overall I would not recommend this show to children.

why are we fatshaming them

Scariest shit