Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

maybe the best at what he did. there's always a way to recycle the same cadence slop over and over again, be it for 800 different opuses. some of them even were good. bonus point for the poop jokes he had something going there

Overrated as shit

Brilliant author of trite money-grubbing; the origin of many intolerable kindergarten textbooks masquerading as the crowning achievement of western civilisation. The poster child of the Apollonian's obsession with caging the mystery of art with transcendent logic. No doubt one of the finest geniuses musical history has ever produced, yet a standing testament to how even unquantifiable gift can be squandered through minimum effort and a staggering preference for gold over poetry. One of the finest torture methods available and somehow legal in modern times is a continuous 48 hours of his music. Saved from the minimum score only by a scant few works painted in heartbreaking earnest, during only the most sobering moments of his inebriation-addled life. Foremost Recommendations: Adagio for Glass Armonica K356, Requiem Foremost Not Recommended: Frankly almost everything, but most of all the fortepiano sonatas will make you wish you could age regress.

never wrote the song of the summer