Sloth

If not for the two-toed variety they would be a strong 5. Their perfidious bidigital brethren find no love lost from your beloved reviewer. In the loss of their third finger, they only gained in the vileness of their nature. A woely creature. Let the sloth of toes-three be known as a paragon and picture of good character and the only saving grace of this specie of beast.

Adorable. It is said they can see the future, but are too slow to act on it.