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People forgot about the 23,182 lives lost to the roving bands of feral dogs that were outside of polling stations. I thank God the midterms were not the same. 2.5 stars, a national tragedy.

Do not put this in your vagina, just a heads up. Looking out for you all. No rating.

I don't really care about the soldiers here, I'm going to go ahead and use this page to actually write a review about "going commando." I highly recommend it. It feels great. I understand some people have some yuck-factor associated with it but, comfort is king. Solid 4 stars.

I like to eat, and I like to compete. It seems like something I'd want to do. However, I'm a strict believer in, "As above, so below" so the existence of this sport implies "Competitive Defecation", so please pursue at your own peril. A solid tentative 4 stars.

Worth the peril. In my experience, I never have received a trick but, even with this possibility, the treats were indeed worth it. Given that I don't know the severity or gravity of being victim of a trick on this holiday, my fear reserves me from offering that last half-star. 4.5 stars.

Not much else to say. It's as simple as that.

Huge fan of these, they really do all the work. It's a set-and-forget it. Perfect for the busy, modern day man.

Not really worth reading. A little flimsy and there's a few plotholes. Pass.

This is a cautionary tale about sharing cigarettes.

If there's one thing you can take away from this, and I can't stress this enough: don't kill that thing. Personally, I would have tried to find out if the goose could hypothetically be bred with another, perhaps normal goose whereby I could then derive other metals-- precious or otherwise through a complicated, though albeit measured as to prevent inbreeding, chain of husbandry thereby I could basically have any metal I'd like. He really slept on the industrial opportunities here. Cautionary tale. Must read.

Probably feels great! Imagine having this. I think I'd be pretty responsible with it.

Warrants further study. You better know before you're in the situation. It's a must read.

Highly recommended and very useful, a "must try" in my book. If you want to pick up a new skill that'll improve everything about your life, give this one a shot and I promise it will not be one you regret. Five stars.

This site offers a lot of them it's interesting to see what rolls across the page and represents each user

Can't quite put my finger on this one.

Awful activity. The bane of cooks everywhere, arguably a contributor to starvation worldwide. It is a symbol of lack. Effort plied to an empty object only to demonstrate it's dearth of contents. To make it spin so that you may see what empty looks like from all angles: a senseless and vain endeavor. If I had my way I'd stop them and begin to fill the flatware with any number of victuals and meals and those who once spun will be forced to serve.

Controversial but brave way to express oneself. Oppressed minority. The meek who the Earth shall be inherited to. Cowards will only offer their support to scatting out of some ironic distance. Find your humanity again.

It's as dry as it gets. In terms of the "dry" meta, there's no beating this. There's dry, there's arid and then there's desiccation. People love to talk about, "bone-dry" but that's really a newbie-trap. You'll be hard-pressed (great form of drying, by the way-- easy way to any% out of sopping) to find anything better than this. 4 stars.

One of the deeper cuts. Real Nurseryheads have been known to drop this in their more esoteric curatorial adventures but it's often forgotten. A must read and, if you know the tune that goes with it. Well, the rest is history. 4.5 stars.

Now, gentle reader, you know me to be a purveyor of opinion and curator of the mortal world and all her pleasures. Smell is not my specialty, but I am known to be a serious odeurist amateur (in the classical sense.) This has to be one of my least favorite smells. Do not recommend it. 1 star.

Super important to know about this one. Hearing a bell ring is really nice but it's important to not be confused when you hear it for this reason. If you're smiling and happy when they're ringing the death knell, you're going to look like a *serious* asshole. Be warned. 2 stars for the bell, zero for death.

Massive, massive pro-tip. If you're not doing this, you're going to be running into some serious trouble. It may seems small, but it all adds up. Five stars. Simple to follow, easy to remember.

Very little guys, great colors, great selection. If you were a filter feeding creature you'd be eating good. Chex Mix of the sea.

Haven't seen this one on YouTube with a big red arrow pointing to a red circle with the youtuber performing the expose looking surprised. Can't say I have an opinion on this since the object of "controversy" is produced by them based on my understanding.

Take it from me: if you've got bad ones and you're a good king, it's really over for you. People will understand but, there's only so much rope they can give you. Do your best to keep them in line.

Don't mind these so much. They're definitely in the way of what you're trying to do or head towards but, usually they're avoidable. Loads of freedom involved in handling them unlike other impedances. The things you need to be worried about are stumbling blocks and traps. Those are far more tricky, and in the case of the former-- there's no disarming it or getting around it. An obstacle can be tricky, but don't expect it to destroy your aims.

Awful. Zero player agency here. Never let one of these get in your way. It's a little like an obstacle but, it says what's in the tin. You're going to stumble, it's already foretold. It's not about getting around it, or going under it, or just getting over. It's already in motion, and so are you: right to the ground. 1 star. Do not recommend.

Great to have in a pinch. It's opened a lot of doors for me. You either got it, or you don't. Count me as a true, blue, dyed in the wool fan.

To start, some background and to expose any bias I may have: I am currently wearing one. I think they're fine articles of clothing. However, I think their marketing department needs some work. When I think of a shirt, I think of it to be an article of clothing that ends about where the lowest part of my posterior is. Where the cheek ends, to be curt. With this being said, I think that the more astute and experienced shopper would know that a dress, usually, is longer than a shirt. These are not longer than shirts. I think that there may be some confusion in the future whereby one may purchase one thinking that they would get the comfort of a shirt, but get the form factor of a dress. Just some thoughts on that matter. Great product, bad packaging. 4 stars.

You'll come to find a lot of these are double-edged swords. Preparation is half the battle.

Broken. Completely against the spirit of the game. When you come to fight a battle you're supposed to charge at me and we fight. You're shooting while running away. Stop it.

Really don't care much for this one. It's got a real, awful circular logic that bites on itself. The citation of it is an argument from authority altogether! I'm supposed to respect these rhetorical devices; I'm deferring to the privileged authority of fallacy citation. Come on now. You can't use it without being subject to it! Bad design, whoever added this needs to be fired and, ideally, his work be put into question given how egregious an error this is.

Now, if any of you are aware of my oeuvre of work here on compend, you will know that I've had an unfortunate run-in with my own petard in the past that was much like this. I'm willing to express my bias on the matter. I can't see in any circumstances why this would be good so, we're really putting this as low as we can. Half a star. I'm glad I wasn't the only one this has happened to.

Folks, we really hate these. Nothing ruins a day worse than one of these. On the computer, unforced, or even one of a clerical nature. However, there's that rare sort that's in your favor, and that's why it does get at least a single star back.

I don't mind a bind, in fact, it reminds me of one of my favorite binds: the Gordian knot. However, this one just doesn't quite suit me. It's a little too greedy. One bind is enough. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. I think whomever you've put a bind on has enough trouble and you're really gilding the lily; reads as spiteful instead of strategic. Just as I left off a star to bring this to something at least enjoyable-- let's leave off that extra bind.

Personally, not a huge fan of these but I think the general userbase of this site may find me to be a kink-shamer (or something, of the sort?) if I voice my actual opinion on the matter. I have no problem with incentives, that's really what carries this score even above a single star. It's the perverse part. Just a little icky. Keep it in the bedroom, please.

We love English, it's had some real hits. Today's English is what you're reading this in, right now. So, it really does behoove us to go and take a look back at the classics that made what we had today. We wouldn't have this English without the old one, so let's tip our hats. 4 stars.

You really cannot look away. They're all trainwrecks.

Conceptually great, I think us having a way to say "it's okay" is very nice. They should also have the equivalents of sending Uber Eats to your friend when they're sick, or handling your coworker's share of the work when they're out for vacation. I can see this being abused though, so let's go ahead and give this a 4.

Despite the name it does apply to other body parts and sometimes not even bodies

Not my favorite as it does have to do with war but I think that, on the upside, it is mutual so I don't think it can be that bad. Reciprocity is important and mutual is a good word so, in terms of war, this one is probably alright.

I fuck heavy with aquarium rocks if anyone else is on this tip.

Just learned about this guy. Be careful when you eat a sandwich and think about your actions before you make them. Use the time when eating a sandwich to plan out your next moves and perform the necessary mental calculation for good and well-intentioned decisions. Cautionary tale.

It's not good to make these. Take special care to not make them so that you do not void your English contract.

I love rage bait and I think anyone who doesn't like it is actually dumb. Go ahead and prove me wrong. Don't respond.

I am heads or tails on this

Carbonized beyond recognition.

It's cool, but only half as good as glasses.

Not bad. Nothing to write home about. Three stars.

One of the most generationally devastating fall-offs in history, perhaps for the better?

Just learned of these things called "Diddy parties" from here; really tarnished my otherwise anodyne thoughts on baby oil.

Haven't been, no opinion. Was initially searching "Baby Oil" in the compend searchbar.

Is the country finally ready to heal? We need to have a frank discussion and put these to rest, finally.

It's quite good, I do love it.

Huge fan of this on name alone, go ahead and wire me the six racks. Post haste. Let's see where this goes, gang.

Don't really get along with these kinds of guys. Not as bad as a scheming eunuch or bad boyar but I'll keep those on their respective reviews. Just keep this type of guy out of my sight.

Prepare to be disappointed. They say don't judge a book by its cover but you will feel cheated.

I went there and they all knew you.

Can't get enough of it.

They're not bad. While one may find some passing resemblance to the fop, or even doodle, do not be confused. Somewhat related is the boheme. I'll give a modest 3.5 as I am most partial to the doodle.

They're like 🤏 this big maybe like . this big, you know? Huge fan.

Good, but they'd be better if they were fresh, I think. To each is own.

Mixed bag.

If not for the two-toed variety they would be a strong 5. Their perfidious bidigital brethren find no love lost from your beloved reviewer. In the loss of their third finger, they only gained in the vileness of their nature. A woely creature. Let the sloth of toes-three be known as a paragon and picture of good character and the only saving grace of this specie of beast.

Trimming armor for 10k; you'll look super tuff. You can trust me.

His life is like a videogame. Trying hard to beat the stage. I won't bore you with the totality of his exploits but he is completing them to mixed effect, all the while still collecting coins.

It's okay. There are better things to be. It's a fine thing to be I suppose but it really comes down to how you value your time and efforts. Use your life wisely. I certainly am.

You couldn't be a clown without it. Sure, there's seltzer. Yes, you cannot forget the squirting flower. However, a cream pie is the period on the sentence. The breath that briefly breaks the embouchure of the trumpeter's lips. There's no substitutions: accept none.

forgot about the one in my yard it's over peace ya'll

Big fan of this one, hope everyone notices that I like it and are reading my review on the matter. Notice how I'm the first one. You can like it now. Notice how I gave it 4.5 stars. Just keep that in mind. Peace.

Just saw them and they're not looking good they are saying some crazy shit about you man

they're plotting your downfall in this one they're writing up a real stinker up in this and it's gonna Take You Down.

Some will say the jester is superior, but, I'm going to have to give it to the clown. The jester really is the "all natural" marketed clown. Clowns offer you guffaws, hardy-hars and laughter. A jester is capable of producing snickers and chuckles at best, it's an inferior product marketed as rustic or heirloom, pick your aired sophistication. While many "jesterheads" will try and convince you otherwise, arguing their preferred comedic vector as some sort of refined option-- you're not there for moderation. You're here for a laugh. Don't let keeping up with the Joneses get in the way of a good time.

Best eaten in the manner of pie.

I know what you'll say, "Oh but Hastings, oh but Hastings," but, if there are roving fianna from the north, you'll say a lot less besides, "Please, don't let them steal my cattle!" However, it'll have been far too late for you. Go ahead and give it a try, gather together your own band of men bound to the land and you'll be pretty happy.

It's impressive. It's no magic show without one.

Now, this may come as a shock to some but, the pleasure of giving a wedgie to a massive dweebulon is unparalleled. The feeling of hoisting a total meganerd by his underpants is without peer. I will not expound upon the act of shoving the same geekazoid into a locker in this review, but I feel as if it must be remarked upon in order to fully understand what and why the wedgie is so beloved, and as a suggested pairing for your own taste if you were to indulge.

I don't go looking for trouble, but a knife fight found me one day and I had one of these. Really changed the game.

Not a huge fan of these. They don't divide nicely. Someone should figure that out. That aside, I think they're fine as far as numbers go in so far as magnitude is concerned. If I have the choice between 10 and 11 I'm taking 11. It's bigger, after all. It's a numbers game.

This shit broke my camel's spine. Straight folded him. Keep any dromedaries, and in an excess of caution, any beasts of burden away from this shit unless they're eating it and even then-- don't let any find it's way to their back.

Fuck haystacks.

Personally, if you're going to get one of these, please make sure it's august or auspicious. If it's something like an ill portent or, as some not as experienced with the matter as I, dear reader: a "bad sign," stay away.

Not a huge fan. Often used to make fun of overweight or obese people. I don't much care for the more mobile (and thereby easier for deployment in the effort of harassing the slow or corpulent) sousaphone either. I will be sharing my thoughts on it in a separate review but I think I've shared my thoughts on the tuba in well enough words.

Stay away from this guy, people will tell you he's misunderstood, he's not actually a bad guy. You'll know him by his moustache and predilection for twirling it. May have a cat in arm and will pet it menacingly. Rare cases there might be a deuteragonist but for the most part just steer clear of these nasty characters.

ruth bader ginsbros... did we get too cocky..?

a must have for the avid rat fancier, keeps your guys all in one place.

didn't know what this was thought this was the lizard lady from Rocko's modern life (awooga)

Keep these the *FUCK* away from your neck at all costs.

Now when they made writing, a lot of people were on the fence about it. I could see why the first writing systems weren't all the rage but, when they let you have an additional skin for each one depending on how you're feeling I think they really hit it out of the park. A+.

had I known of the picture here I would have had a better experience with it but as far as I'm concerned it does not work as intended.

do NOT go in for a penny thinking that's all you're gonna end up getting.

my china... my fine china... I'm ruined...

Not what you think, and let me tell you they did not like me making accusations.

not good

if my goons don't do this I don't fuckin want 'em

Shit was so cash

Definitely better than "Sundial" by "Time" but it is a little too short for my taste. The fact that you have to flip it sucks whereas "Clock" really gets moving once you let it run

doesn't really hold a candle to the clock definitely not worth going back to not one of "Time"'s greatest hits, miss it. Some call it foundational but you're not missing much.

first website I ever really frequented I loved it quite a bit

couldn't live without them

feels so fucking good

proletarian hero and prolific lover of Mitsubishi cars

couldn't get shit done without em

Was not a fan.

Skeletons would be nothing without these jawns.

has good advice on the management of uncles

it's not bad just really not a fan when it's unsolicited

huge fan of this

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Fisher_Price

not as a good as a flim flam or a fast one

had one of these and he hoisted me it was bullshit

it tuff 💯

Curious is the trapmaker's art - his efficacy unwitnessed by his own eyes.

sometimes you're up sometimes you're down it gonna have to give it a middling 2.5 stars

go ahead and yeah, check yours baby girl...

doesn't work on me

didn't go but probably my favorite one of these sort of a cult classic in terms of war and it's not like a "deep cut I'm trying to be super obscure" it's like eXistenZ level of cult and it lives up to the rep solid 4/5

yeah I just did and if you shake it more than two times you're playing with it

it's so fucking over

Hey, Mudducks, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you zero-budget link losers. All of you are fat, stupid, no-lifes who spend every second of their day staring at waterfalls and blaming atmospheric conditions for your shitty reception. You are everything wrong with amateur radio. Honestly, have any of you ever even established a stable link beyond the radio horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun pretending you understand propagation because you own a Baofeng, but you idiots take it to a whole new level. Don't be a stranger. Hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I run a 17 dBi fifteen-element Yagi on 432 MHz and a 30 dBi parabolic dish on 5.8 GHz. What antennas do you use, other than your pathetic rubber ducks? I bend radio waves back toward the Earth's surface and permit communication over hundreds of kilometers through tropospheric ducting. The only thing you bend is your dick on a botched stroke while jacking it. And before you mouth-breathing idiots start talking about gain, I run both active and passive configurations. My directional antennas provide passive gain, while my masthead low-noise amplifier provides 20 dB of active receive gain before the feedline loss can fuck my system noise figure. Oh, and my transmit? My power amplifier increases my EIRP, which is something you probably couldn't calculate if I handed you the fucking logarithms myself. I match polarization, account for Fresnel-zone clearance, and understand dB to power multiplication. You are all completely beneath me. I regularly exploit coastal inversion layers to establish UHF links hundreds of kilometers beyond line of sight. Meanwhile, you're all sitting in your bedrooms wondering why your 40-watt amplifier hasn't fixed your shitty antenna placement. I get perfect signal reports and have an absolutely banging hot girlfriend who sends me nudes over PD120 protocol SSTV. She just ACK'd me over a 600-kilometer ducting contact with a properly aligned Yagi array. Shit was SO cash. Thanks for listening. Pic Related (but I can't add it, sorry): It's me and my bitch (a 30 dBi parabolic reflector with precision azimuth and elevation control).

shit ass sandwich overrated I wish I had good things to say about it I'd rather eat a shoe (unsauced)

she is so fine it's unreal