Central line (London Underground)

feckin boiling

The worst of all the London Undergound lines. Loud, depressing and unbearably hot in summer, it's a stain on London's Tube Network. The tinted windows give it a particularly enclosed feel, like you're on a prison bus in the deep south, with graffiti and torn posters to match. It's surprisingly slow going through central London and serves a characterless splodge of Northwest London on one end, and the Devil's own country, Essex, on the other. I used to have to go to Epping due to my friend's ex-boyfriend living there. Not having to make that journey anymore is a definite positive from their separation. One star because it is still a tube line, and so is still valuable. Non-tinted windows and a new stock would improve the situation drastically, but not much can be done to improve Essex.

Too loud in there!