Prosthesis

Fun if you want to be an annoying pseud and ask people if they think your fake legs are ontologically "real". May get sweaty at times. If you're missing both legs your doctor can and will make you taller if you ask nicely. Oddly difficult to dance to certain forms of music such as dubstep and jungle – prepare accordingly.

one of the best inventions for sure

can't wait to cut off all my limbs and replace them with bionic tentacles