zoe

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Homework
Homework

seriously bullshit.

11/4/2026
Foreskin
Foreskin

my friend is pregnant and said she's not gonna circumcise her son because he will be happier with his whole penis. she also said her obgyn commented that her son has grown a notably large penis while in utero. I don't believe her but she is awesome

11/4/2026
Dishwashing
Dishwashing

NOT FUN! but necessary to do

11/4/2026
Puggle
Puggle

love petting those guys on the damn head

11/4/2026
Boston
Boston

fuck. yes.

11/4/2026
George Harrison
George Harrison

excluding the song apple scruffs he's the best guy ever

11/4/2026
Jonathan Richman
Jonathan Richman

he's like a sister to me

11/4/2026
Midwestern United States
Midwestern United States

The most beautiful part of the country but my evil relatives live there

11/4/2026
Urban Outfitters
Urban Outfitters

I liked it in high school but it's no good anymore

11/4/2026