yojire

i ate too many of these one year and i still can't eat it roasted without feeling sick of it

thank you for your service

nose

the most wonderful creatures except for the indianmeal moth those guys don't count

i would give them 5 stars if they had an even amount of legs otherwise, they are a perfect creature

me when i'm in tron: the grid

objectively a not good film that is the coolest thing ever

blow over

seems a bit unsafe but it's cool i think clowns should standardly learn how to do this

ow

we need more of them, they're going extinct birthday clowns hit me up

this software is like my muse and i'm perfectly normal about it. i wake up every day and think "thank goodness kaito exists" and i'm eternally grateful that this wonderful vocal synthesizer. forever my #1 and nothing will ever surpass how much i love this character. if i ever say anything contrary to this outside of it being a joke, you might want to take me out back and put me down, cause that's probably not me.

i tried to visit this place following google maps instructions but it just took me to my nearest McDonald´s and they won't give me a refund for ordering the "Language" quarter pounder

my goat, i need you every day of my life

Um…　Skip three and four (stars) hi. you should listen to all of juusankai wa gekkou.