worst e-girl

what if i kept making new reviews every time i jorked it to log the quality of that specific session

i mean it does what it has to i guess, and the alternatives are somehow an even bigger pain so. fine.

WHERE?????

would rate this but I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT

always playing these

makes every other fruit look like a joke quite frankly

i wish it was real

this shit tastes like 5 different things in the time it takes to drink a single sip, and at least 3 of those things don't taste like they should go in my mouth or body

i um uhhhhhhh,,,

:/

underrated as hell, easily clears its more popular brother

where's the 6 on this thing

the hype moments and aura of fruits tbh

kinda funny at least

dude... fuck yes...

a harrowing, heartbreaking journey i wouldn't wish upon anyone, yet my life is so much fuller for it

holy fuck those cartoon ponies were right this is awesome, why didn't i listen

surprisingly fun in small doses but i wish it had an end

yeah it's like important or whatever. don't gotta be happy about it.

i mean it's nice in theory but i swear they never have anything but straight bullshit

heard great things...

what do you mean you're dirty because you HAVEN'T touched anything? fuck you.

unfortunately you do gotta hand it to the americans

not ideal but it's pretty good sometimes i fear

dude can you imagine if we just had to keep replacing batteries like we used to? for everything? wish they were a little more resilient though.

yeah i mean there's usually better options but sometimes it just hits, what can i say

fun to look at, fun to have, fun to touch, fun to drink from, frankly it does it all

blows the opposition out of the water

tried it for a few years growing up, would not recommend

pretty good, but blends into the background a lot

did nothing wrong