uss.emberprise

theres a certain kind of love you have for someone whos always been there

#NEEDTHAT

me when i cant think for myself

we need more of this in the world

one of my bestest friends

underrated tbh

cant conduct, only thing he can do with his hands is touch kids

i cant believe this guy graduated from canadas top business school with really good grades

my thinking

i kinda love it tbh

ao3 my beautiful wife i miss you please come home

good allegory but its sandwiched by ten books of dry ass writing

absolute banger we need more of these

probably a whale dick but admirable nonetheless

how are these guys better at art than me

theres nothing like this

where would i be without her

me when im just some bullshit

oh hell to the yes

im nothing without my fonts

good for listening to music and having conversations other than that kinda useless

i should be allowed into abandoned buildings like if you agree

can i inject this into my veins

i think celebrities are too nice they should beat the shit out of each other more often

this shit is the best when leaning out of a car window prove me wrong

oh my god look at him

everyone google baby cookie monster NOW

i dont even like men i just prefer it when they shut up and listen

4 FUCKING YEARS

why cant we do this i want people to know im happy without doing anything

pretty sure this doesnt exist but i dont have any proof yet

absolute beast of an animal i hope i get reincarnated as one

5 stars just for the photo

does anyone know how to unlock this feature

okay the photo doesnt do it justice but here me out…

specifically caramel….mmmm

there really is nothing like an old photo from one of these

oh hell fucking yeah

you would think id get tired (ha) of this after doing it every night but god i love it. i need to be horizontal more often

smash

shes so pretty

2 stars just for the friend pickles

you can only find it if you solve the riddles three

eating this unlocks a side of me that is ravenous for blood and idk thats kinda hot

get away from me white man

my categories :)

im usually indifferent about these guys but if anyone says they hate pigeons around me i become their #1 defender pigeons get behind me

can someone get me out of here

me and who tbh

i feel like spiritually he can backflip but that might be just me

i thought for a long time she was saying ‘backstreet bubblegum is do is dance’ but then i got better

holy peak batman

minus .5 because its not my fav but it is sexy. in a way

i like how the person in the image has cunt written on their knee like yasss

i cant believe this guy wrote the odyssey