usamimi

Take me there

-1/2 star bc no yaoi

so versatile and convenient

Slow as Christmas

I love tiny brooms and dustpans but I feel that I would greatly benefit from a dedicated crumber for surfaces less contaminated than the floor but still in need of a sweeping. Plus they have so much charm

you know what they say

They did my girl wrong

not cool unless you're like gay and running from your husband to live your truth or something

This.

I like you

Need right now

cutest piece of masculine formal wear I love you male corset

Groundbreaking

Poop funny

genuinely love piss christ

used to think they'd crawl into my ear as I slept hence the name but looking at one now I feel kind of bad for them

Used to be kind of scared of them as a child when I'd feed them carrots and they'd cover my hands in slobber and I always ended up visualizing them trampling me but now I fully appreciate their beauty and freedom as well as their strength. I'm on that good hay and in my stall

Keep living

Himalayan salt is petrified these

I do not recommend the Nintendo DS game adaptation of this film.

thug ass dire way to survive but they'd eat me first I think

So important but why do I always struggle to keep you

og baller

I love you

My items <3 but why There's so many

First one can be a struggle until all the following start tasting like apple juice (rephrased from a wise friend). Love it so dearly that I drink it as a go-to until I inevitably get sick of it every couple weeks or months which is unfortunate

Kind of wish I'd just faint

Get out me head

I cannot discount its flavor or its breath-freshening qualities but the act of engaging with this substance disturbs me almost as much as witnessing others engage with it does. The need to spit it out once it has served its purpose is simply abhorrent and contributes to unsightly walkways and stickied shoes. Additionally, those who chew gum open-mouthed in public tend to have zero self-awareness. And chewing gum during a test does not make you remember what you studied better. I'm sorry.

perfect

Simply delightful ! best with apples

Angelic scent and even better taste though I wish one flower supplied more lovely juices. But perhaps that is just greed...

Profound truth but minus one star because it is unfortunate that the worm is ever pushed to the point of turning.

Splendidly introspective way to pass the time.

can someone find a cure already

Why

sometimes comes to mind at night and I get really scared

I do not understand your function and sometimes you give me health anxiety

how thoughtful

It's John and the Bible is homosexual

You hurt me.... But I need you

zero stars

I have respect for you as a creature of God's creation but that stunt in the Caribbean was uncalled for.

you are not perfect but where would I be without you

Taking this as a young teenager with undiagnosed OCD and narcolepsy makes every sensory phenomenon a panic attack but I;m happy for you guys

favorite bone

I love you except when you smell like a night-altering shot from high school

Used to be scared of them but kind of coming around. artful anatomy but seeing them still makes me wiggle. Rating low despite my growing fondness because I just learned that they have an odd number of leg pairs which is messed up