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The time I publicly destroyed a bigot in Starbucks. This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction. Me: minding my own beeswax I’ll get a large warm milk please! Bigot behind me: under his breath Warm milk? Get a life.. they don’t even sell that here. Barista: Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you? Bigot: rolls eyes imagine actually drinking that. Me: I don’t have to imagine grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig Bigot: notices my ace pin Oh so you’re an aceggot? So you just don’t get laid? That figures. Me: Yup, I’m a proud “aceggot” and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages. Woman behind bigot: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!? Me: Yep, I’m used to it though.. That’s what you get for being openly asexual it seems! Bigot: I’m literally a gay man and I won’t let you Jesus freak aces shame me for having gay sex, people like you are hurting my community. I’m gonna go have sex with my boyfriend! Me: Uhhhh buddy you were the one shaming me for buying warm milk and now you’re shoving the image of sex down a sex repulsed ace’s throat… Not a good look. And yes, I’m a proud Jesus freak! Woman behind bigot: I’ve been an out asexual woman since the 80s and let me tell you, Mr Gay, we have done nothing but further acceptance for your community and carry your community on our backs. Me (to bigot): You have the nerve to talk down to an asexual elder? Really? Barista: throws water on the bigoted guy Well… I might lose my job for this but at least I can say it was worth it. Me: picks up my warm milk and pours it on his head Bigot: I HATE ASEXUALS AND ASEXUALITY. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN. Me: loudly and proudly Another warm milk please, on the house! I think I’m owed it! Barista: You know it! Bigot: storms out crying

hes going to make it big one day... just watch.. i love benny.

i know more about this movie than you do genius

i fucking hate this dude so much. if i could beat his ass i would. JOHN "matt" JOHNSON if you see this start watching your back, the minute i step foot into toronto canada you're toast. and your taste in boba tea fucking sucks.

this movie is the worst fucking movie to ever exist. when i think of it i start to sweat and shake with pure rage. i cannot stand this movie. if i could give it negative 5 billion stars i fucking would.

aw hell yea jigsaw

this happened to me once :(

aw hell naw