unclevanya

4 followers · 4 following · 38 logs

i'm 101 years old

Top 5

CatCat
Dyke (slang)Dyke (slang)
ÖtziÖtzi
The Mountain GoatsThe Mountain Goats
Anarchist communismAnarchist communism

Lists

best movies53 items
Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, SupermasochistThe Devils (film)Stalker (1979 film)The Wolf House
best books67 items
Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human CadaversA Journal of the Plague YearThe Plague (novel)Macho Sluts

Reviews

Strap-on dildo
Strap-on dildo

highly recommend

11/5/2026
Measles
Measles

great at killing kids

11/5/2026
Chickenpox
Chickenpox

people seem to think it's normal to get this. IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!

11/5/2026
Diphtheria
Diphtheria

pretty gnarly. would kms if i got it. don't care that we have antibiotics.

11/5/2026
Pit bull
Pit bull11/4/2026
Wyckoff Heights Medical Center
Wyckoff Heights Medical Center

you will die AND they will also be homophobic towards you

11/4/2026
Woodhull Medical Center
Woodhull Medical Center

you will die there

11/4/2026
Jesus
Jesus

he did some cool stuff

11/4/2026
X (social network)
X (social network)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ELON

11/4/2026
List of sexually active popes
List of sexually active popes

love these guys

11/4/2026
BDSM
BDSM

one of my favorite pastimes

11/4/2026
G (New York City Subway service)
G (New York City Subway service)

better than it was but still not great

11/4/2026
New York City Transit Authority
New York City Transit Authority

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

11/4/2026
Litter
Litter

hate this

11/4/2026
Psychological warfare
Psychological warfare

i think the vietcong were good at it

11/4/2026
Murder
Murder

could go either way

11/4/2026
Augusta Treverorum
Augusta Treverorum

pretty cool!!

11/4/2026
Joan Didion
Joan Didion

you know how sticky it get

11/4/2026
Childsexualabuse
Child sexual abuse

my dad wasn't very good at it

11/4/2026
Ehlers–Danlos syndrome
Ehlers–Danlos syndrome

BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! i do like being flexible though. comes in handy. also it's fun to scare doctors and clinicians with how my body works

11/4/2026
Newport Creamery
Newport Creamery

the food here is kind of hit or miss, but the ice cream? the awful awfuls? the super chippers? goddamn. bury me at the newport creamery on warwick avenue

11/4/2026
Anarchist communism
Anarchist communism

no one is free til we're all free

11/4/2026
Salmon-crested cockatoo
Salmon-crested cockatoo

incredible species of bird. i love cockatoos, but they are assholes, hence the 4.5 stars

11/4/2026
The Mountain Goats
The Mountain Goats11/4/2026
Ötzi
Ötzi

THAT'S MY KING

11/4/2026
Bog body
Bog body

i like them, but i'm an otzi head myself

11/4/2026
Zionism
Zionism

inherently evil

11/3/2026
Cigarette
Cigarette

i know i need to quit, i am in the contemplation stage. unfortunately, in the words of david lynch, I FUCKING LOVE A CIGARETTE. 2.5 because it does cause cancer despite its deliciousness

11/3/2026
Dyke (slang)
Dyke (slang)

also me!

11/3/2026
Faggot
Faggot

ME!

11/3/2026
Discrimination against transgender men
Discrimination against transgender men11/3/2026
Luigi Mangione
Luigi Mangione11/3/2026
Gene Wilder
Gene Wilder11/3/2026
Cat
Cat

i have 2

11/3/2026
Shoebill
Shoebill

love this guy

11/3/2026
MTA Regional Bus Operations
MTA Regional Bus Operations

I LOVE BUSES!!!

11/3/2026
God
God

lowkey more into buddhism

11/3/2026
Gender-affirming hormone therapy
Gender-affirming hormone therapy

so happy we have this

11/3/2026