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Sonic Heroes
Sonic Heroes

controls are too slippery and janky and the story fucking sucks, particularly everything to do with shadow. the music is awesome though and it gets an extra half star for the fact that you unlock the ooze and comix zone in the sonic mega collection plus if you have a save file for this game

11/7/2026
Moon
Moon

pretty cool that two people in different parts of the world, maybe thousands of miles away, can both look at the same point on the moon. makes the world feel smaller maybe. you can't really do that with the sun without fucking your eyes up. in fact, it's pretty cool that any time you look at the moon there's probably a bunch of other people looking at it too. dare i say it's nice!

11/7/2026
Intentionally blank page
Intentionally blank page11/7/2026
Film
Film11/6/2026
Evil
Evil

this sucks, and the only reason i'm not giving it the lowest possible score of 0.5 stars is the ambiguity around it's definition, and subsequently its "true" existence.

11/6/2026
Purr
Purr

beautiful animal making a beautiful happy noise. what's not to love?

11/6/2026
Gender pay gap
Gender pay gap

GENDER PAY GAP (sometimes referred to as WAGE GAP) fucking sucks. give women more money! anyone who wants to make a small difference would do well to start by looking into the concepts of MONEY, CASH, VENMO, CASHAPP, PAYPAL, GIFT, and GENEROSITY.

11/6/2026
Orgasmgap
Orgasm gap

as i understand it, ORGASM GAP seems to refer specifically to the fact that women, when having sexual interactions with men, cum less than said men - a play on the concept of WAGE GAP/GENDER PAY GAP. the human orgasm is very important to us (see my ORGASM log), so a disparity between who is having them feels very unjust. the reason the accompanying rating isn't lower is that i strongly believe this can be overcome. i think better sex education and an increased openness and acceptance of womens' sexualities can and will reduce this, if allowed to do so.

11/6/2026
Trans woman
Trans woman

stunning. being a subcategory of WOMAN, this log may seem redundant; however, i believe TRANS WOMAN deserves an explicit five-star rating. Not only because trans women face so much opposition in the living of their lives, but because of my own strong affection towards them as a group. these are my people. TRANS WOMAN, you are, perhaps, my favourite concept on compend.org.

11/6/2026
Woman
Woman

this is the one. WOMAN has yet to be beaten.

11/6/2026
Man
Man

yeah they're pretty good. MAN isn't my favourite gender category of people, but i'm nevertheless able to see the appeal for those who are fans. personally i feel WOMAN beats MAN in practically every category, but with the two ultimately being so similar, i think giving it a lower score would be unfair.

11/6/2026
Hug
Hug

oh yeah. HUG. never turning down one of these bad boys.

11/6/2026
Orgasm
Orgasm

it's got to be five stars. ORGASM is the quintessential pleasurable experience. so much of society, interpersonal actions, and human achievements have been influenced by how good this feels.

11/6/2026
List ofaircraft
List of aircraft (Sc)

solid list. lots of german names here.

11/6/2026