thomasmerzlak

it’s fun but it’s also the pastime of the most evil people alive. If you do it in a frat way you will never see the light of heaven

Awful hat

Back in the news. Everybody’s got them now. Woke is back.

I have reason to believe its importance may have been overstated

Almost Lynchian

HOW THE FUCK THEY GOT A PICTURE OF JESUS

Unfairly maligned by some for its overuse, but it isn’t the typeface’s fault that it is so beguiling as to have inspired extensive employment. The finest of sans-serifs

Uno de los idiomas más útiles y interesantes. Ocasionalmente es difícil expresar ideas o palabras ingleses de una manera que no pierde las matices de la locución original pero por supuesto esto es un problema en todas las lenguas.

Unmatched, one of the great works of literature

Enormously underrated

made obsolete by the cheeseburger

Star deducted for “bright orange”

might be the best sandwich, definitely top 5

Exceptional, really

there’s an extended passage about how it’s very important to jerk off because if Marie Curie didn’t jerk off she would have been too horny to discover radium

Should only be viewed on hotel room TVs

movie about why it is beautiful to be alive

she knows what’s up

I’ve been told this is the place to be

loser shit

You either get it or you don’t

Unmatched aura as far as vehicles go

the pinnacle

how do they get them up there

Contrary to what some have alleged I do not hate these

if you are here to learn how to make commercials you are wasting your time if you are here to learn about the unquantifiable power of the moving image then you are in the right place

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there is nothing here

put some sauce on this stuff. Trust me, you will Not be disappointed.

gorgeous and ephemeral like all the best things are

I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago!

generally outclassed by the automobile but in some respects much cooler

He has a long way to go but the fact that he’s trying means a lot

the other most important filmmaker of the decade thus far. A much less malignant figure than Jimmy Beast

so good that it makes the hamburger completely irrelevant. the hamburger probably hates the cheeseburger so much

an absolute classic. they should really figure out the child slavery thing though

most important filmmaker of the decade thus far. a deplorable and corrosive presence

love square, triangle, etc. rhombuses are reactionary

dude

has to be one of the flattest breads

Nancy is frankly irresponsible and shortsighted. Yet we love her all the same. Sluggo, meanwhile, is a paragon of American ingenuity. Guy Gilchrist will burn in Hell for tarnishing Nancy's immaculate reputation.

check out Jangbricks

among the finest American artworks

awful when it is done to me by treacherous backstabbers but incredible to do yourself if you're a fan of conniving

nothing better when playing and having fun is the vibe

really knocked it out of the park when they named this one

too fucking scary

love drinking this at Waffle Houses

they did this to a grape

their allegiances are questionable yet they are undeniably compelling figures

definitely one of the animals with the most legs

the minions are fucking stupid these lowkey suck

one time I walked into a pizza restaurant minutes before close and as soon as my friends and I entered they started playing We Are Charlie Kirk loud as fuck

love hearing it love making it love thinking about it. yeah it's Good

definitely one of the top five ways to consume macaroni. if you eat macaroni without cheese you're probably a freak

a monumental figure in contemporary culture.

it's really good but I'm so bad at it

confusing

I prefer Fame is a Gun

great at music

without it there would be nothing and I would probably kill myself

profanity is Bad Words and you should not say it

star deducted for his goofy teeth.

integral to "reading"

upsetting to perceive because they remind me that I am locked cruelly to the ground and cannot soar through the air as they do

I only accept cruel punishment if it is usual. Unusual is a bridge too far.

what it's all about

highly underrated. Do NOT sleep on this one, lunch is going to be HUGE in 2027

I've got it

the band ever

I knew a guy in high school who wrote a poem about how he wanted to fuck a mango

thank you benjamin franklin

does anyone have any opinions about her cover of the Replacements' Left of the Dial that they would like to share

cut it out

love these

babies aren't supposed to have jobs

can be enjoyable

I wouldn't do it

skeletons are so fucking scary

this is pretty much a sandwich for babies but sometimes you've got to hand it to the babies. they got this one right

when I want a baked snack cracker I know who to contact

it's literally Yummy

basically as classic as you can get when it comes to food. If you don't like it then you're pretty much never going to be taken seriously in food circles

I will eat all the candy in the world and never get sick

great place if you're looking for fish

wise but curmudgeonly

need this to survive. good thing it's a Great Beverage! 👍

I heard on Twitter that it ruined how people watch movies. But someone else said it's good so I don't fucking know

he shouldn't have done any of that shit

receiving word that this may be another man's treasure. 3 stars out of respect for the proverbial another man despite his awful taste in treasure.

not cool!

I love my friends

changed the game back in the day shoutout the Earl

LEGO Castle 6071 Forestmen's Crossing — this is the pinnacle of design in all respects

this is why human beings were created. The human race exists because God knew we had the capacity to create Stop Making Sense

the only beverage you will ever need except for water

this is what food is all about

the only thing worth a damn in this FUcked Up world

Lord Garmadon is so scary

I always feel like people are judging me for my grocery choices