thisboyneedstherapy

I can't believe that someone who was on Little Britain turned out to be a nonce

i have one in my head slowly eating my brain

How are these things? Why are these things? What loving god would create a pill-shaped Simpson-yellow hairless being? Do Minions have souls, and if they do, can they go on to the afterlife even after serving the worst history has to offer? What's up with those giant round glasses? Do the glasses prevent their eyes from falling out? HOW DO THEY BREATHE WITHOUT ANY VISIBLE HOLES IN THE FACE?

catnip for autistic people; superseded in long distance journeys by planes.

the only thing so addictive that it's forbidden by most (if not every) major religion to do.

goddamn. fictional buff adult men. the ideal thing to jork it a little to.

soulless

better than loli

i'm judith butler and this is my queer liberation

never had it, but it probably sucks

awooga.

cool word! i say this to myself a lot to make me feel something

catnip for autistic people