thigh

I want You so Fucking bad

"You know that you have an off-the-wagon neanderthal sex addict sociopath who's gonna fuck you like he's never met you and like he doesn't love his own mother?"

I want you to want me. I like that you like me

Possibly the most romantic movie of all time

Statuesque

Similar to an orgasm

I am so glad

I recall my mother calling me a "little masochist" as a young boy. I can't remember exactly when the switch flipped, but sometime during my preteen years I started exploring what pain was like. Falling off my bike went from being scary to being exciting. A scratched knee no longer hurt, I'd take vaccines without fear, and my friends and I would take turns "bitch-slapping" each other. I learned that pain could not only be a sensation, but something visual; that, when experiencing agony, people made faces and noises that were strangely akin to the ones I'd seen in porn. And that I liked it.

Where I feel most comfortable

It happens. And you should make the most of it

I pull this thing out at every fragrance store. I fantasize here

You love me despite everything

So fucking sexy. I thought about getting rid of it, but a beautiful girl at a party told me to never do so. I'm gonna thug it out until it rejects me.

IT'S YOU!

Core part of my identity

I have one. It's hot

You make me laugh

Waitress one blowjob please

Just nice to look at. What I think of when I think of safety

Incredible way of socializing. Sexual in a way.

I'm bricked!

Saw one once. In the mirror

Thought I lost it, but I found it!

Love me

Would

I dabble

Sing to me

Happens. And I sort of like it

The most attractive part of the human body. Right after boobs

I get to be annoying here

Most erotic thing in the world

We all do it