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Doner kebab
Doner kebab

peak

11/7/2026
Christian Friedel
Christian Friedel

i’ve seen him in like 4 plays and he plays the same character in all of them. the plays were all fire though

11/7/2026
Robert Wilson (director)
Robert Wilson (director)

my GOAT!!!

11/7/2026
Puppy
Puppy

it’s me!

11/7/2026
Vanity
Vanity

i like looking at my logs on here and giggling at how funny i am

11/7/2026
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift

if i don’t post any more logs after this… the swifties got me. may god have mercy on us all

11/7/2026
Mitski
Mitski

we get it you’re sad

11/7/2026
Beer
Beer

the definition of an acquired taste. i didn’t like it until recently. you gotta try different beers though they all taste different

11/7/2026
Tresor (club)
Tresor (club)

location ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ music ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ crowd ⭐️⭐️⭐️

11/7/2026
Electroconvulsive therapy
Electroconvulsive therapy

“have you tried turning it off and on again”

11/7/2026
Dog collar
Dog collar11/7/2026
Hickey
Hickey

when i was 16 i would have given them 6 stars. now unfortunately i’m a grown man with a job

11/7/2026
Thigh
Thigh

great for warming up cold hands

11/7/2026
Sydney Sweeney
Sydney Sweeney

not a fan of her political expressions but her name is fun to say. ethpecially with a lithp. thydney thweeney.

11/7/2026
Man
Man

i like them :)

11/7/2026
Luigi Mangione
Luigi Mangione

he could get it. and by it, haha well. letsr just say. my ass

11/7/2026
Parasocial interaction
Parasocial interaction

i hope you all have one of these with me. i Am your friend and you Do know me. you can hide in my walls its okay

11/7/2026
Berlin
Berlin

my favourite city to visit. i want to live here someday but it’s so expensive :(

11/7/2026
Emoticon
Emoticon

*****

11/7/2026
Florence Pugh
Florence Pugh

loml

11/7/2026
September 11 attacks
September 11 attacks

my bad guys. learning experience

11/7/2026
Alice Weidel
Alice Weidel

mfs be like “i love evil women” but the moment a woman is REALLY evil-

11/7/2026
SAT
SAT

i proctor these. it’s a decent way to earn a bit of money on the side. good luck to all the kids doing it today

11/7/2026
Rum and Coke
Rum and Coke

had a bit too much fun now i can’t handle the taste of these any more :(

11/7/2026
Suggestion box
Suggestion box

i second the “another random” button idea, and also being able to boost your past logs

11/7/2026
Fidel Castro
Fidel Castro

one of the best to ever do it

11/7/2026
Düsseldorf Stadtbahn
Düsseldorf Stadtbahn

pros: trains cons: not enough trains suggestion: more trains

11/7/2026
KitKat
KitKat

i prefer berghain

11/7/2026
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog

on the internet everyone knows im a puppy because i go arf, woof, and many similar things

11/7/2026
Transphobia
Transphobia

probably my least favourite phobia

11/7/2026
Black Panther Party
Black Panther Party11/7/2026
Human
Human

fundamentally beautiful and good. don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

11/7/2026 · 3 comments
Climate change
Climate change

definition of an unforced error

11/7/2026
Trench coat
Trench coat

they went hard back in the day. but the kind of guy to wear one in the big 26 isn’t the kind of guy you want much to do with

11/7/2026
Banana bread
Banana bread

this is my nickname due to a popular german children’s song. good thing the food slaps too

11/7/2026
Platonic love
Platonic love

tell your friends you love them. do it today

11/7/2026
Dancehall
Dancehall

some of the best music ever produced

11/7/2026
Communism
Communism11/7/2026
Fediverse
Fediverse

it’s how i found out about compend dot org (tm)

11/7/2026
Pneumonia
Pneumonia

monia was bad enough, nobody asked for a sequel

11/7/2026
Albert Heijn
Albert Heijn

i can forget to scan a few items. as a treat

11/7/2026
Youth rights
Youth rights

anti bedtime aktion

11/7/2026
Earth
Earth

when the media is good but the fanbase lowk problematic

11/7/2026 · 2 comments
Rhinitis
Rhinitis

the name reminds me of rhinos. i like rhinos. rhino is short for rhinoceros by the way

11/7/2026
Sobriety
Sobriety

absence makes the heart grow fonder

11/7/2026
Flow (psychology)
Flow (psychology)

have you tried locking the fuck in?

11/7/2026
When the Pawn...
When the Pawn...

it’s fine i guess. not my kind of music. sorry to everyone else on here who thinks it’s better than sex. but my opinion is more correct so you can all pack it up i think

11/7/2026
Bedtime procrastination
Bedtime procrastination

you’ll never guess what i’m up to right now

11/7/2026
Monster Energy
Monster Energy

this is the only thing keeping me going. the only thing i don’t like is that they don’t have enough caffeine

11/7/2026
YouTube Poop
YouTube Poop

Add a reveev (opshinnish. shish)

11/6/2026
Dysmenorrhea
Dysmenorrhea

this is terrible. someone should do something. i’m 6’5” btw

11/6/2026
Anime
Anime

if you’re into this, you’re either the coolest or least cool person around

11/6/2026
Food industry
Food industry

everyone here is insane

11/6/2026
Charlie Kirk
Charlie Kirk

this review was originally published with 1 star, but its rating was amended on september 10th, 2025 in light of the best thing this man ever did

11/6/2026
Chiropractic
Chiropractic11/6/2026
Hamas
Hamas

you’ll never guess who helped start em up

11/6/2026
Roko's basilisk
Roko's basilisk

interesting until you think about it for more than thirty seconds

11/6/2026
Pinky swear
Pinky swear11/6/2026
Israel
Israel11/6/2026
Ambient music
Ambient music

what’s the point really

11/6/2026
The Score (album)
The Score (album)11/6/2026
Stuffed toy
Stuffed toy

they’re my friends

11/6/2026
Sexual intercourse
Sexual intercourse11/6/2026
Love
Love11/6/2026
Major depressive disorder
Major depressive disorder

how do you rate something that you’ve never experienced the absence of

11/6/2026
Nipple
Nipple11/6/2026
Consent
Consent

i hear it’s like tea

11/6/2026
Tartufo
Tartufo

i eat while i rate. i rate while i eat

11/6/2026
Star (classification)
Star (classification)

I’m So Meta, Even This Rating

11/6/2026
Irish pub
Irish pub

you only need two irish people in a town to start an irish pub: one to run it, and one to drink at it

11/6/2026
Techno
Techno

the only good thing to come out of tricking rocks into thinking

11/6/2026
Friendship
Friendship

i’ve heard good things

11/6/2026
Clitoris
Clitoris11/6/2026
Smoking fetishism
Smoking fetishism

total death to the tobacco industry. also it’s yucky

11/6/2026