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there's so many ways to be a fucken nerd about this shit but the simple good part is we live in the timeline where magic beans are real and my friend

man I thought I was gonna be able to just snag a wikipedia page specifically for Persian cucumber and "log" my favorite fruit but all they got on there is a non-hyperlinked alphabetical list of varietals like "Gherkin" and "SRQ2389" and "Sweet Success" and "White Revolver"

this weekend my partner asked me what would be ur witch's familiar and she did a great impression of a glowering toad. I said fruit bat and mimed them hanging off my arm "like a reverse falconer"

Carrière has been described as "perverse and neurotic"

so like as a kid there was this thought in the back of my mind of someday I'm going to get to visit the Museum of Jurassic Technology, once my world expands past the quotidian range of a bay arean. now I feel that way pretty much constantly about The Site of Reversible Destiny in Gifu.

"Alameda lost its resort status as more distant locations became more attractive to cash-rich San Francisco tourists. Young people in town became aware of ways to avoid paying the dime for admission to the park. Strong swimmers or even waders could sneak in on the bay side by swimming around the fence."

i think owning my truth in the big twenty six might mean admitting i like these more than pizza

"Laffoley first started to work in a format related to Eastern mandalas, partially inspired by the patterns he watched for Warhol on late-night television. This quickly developed into five general subcategories of paintings: operating systems, psychotronic devices, meta-energy, time travel, and lucid dreaming. Conceived as "structured singularities", Laffoley did not work in series but approached each project as a unique schematic. Each 73 ½ x 73 ½ inch canvas would take up to three years to paint and code. By the late 1980s, Laffoley began to shift from the spiritual and the intellectual to viewing his work as an interactive, physically engaging psychotronic device.[citation needed]"