tempest

probably least favorite thing. intentionally and explicitly an enemy of sanity. i'm not all that convinced it should even be legal any more

the snows always whiter on the other side

pisses me off. when i imagine what the french upper class was up to in 1788 this is what i envision them doing all day. how quirky! how queer! the ball instantly loses all speed so that even fossils can play! we named it "pickleball" ha! isn't that great? fuck you

Top 1 OAT at making me go "oh ho ho"

Quite charming. The thinking man's hitscan.