spongebob

contains my favorite lyric of all time: "I can't be near you, the light just radiates." + pour over me is a close second.

pretty great art material

*high pitched moaning*

i'm sorry i read your diary... i wonder what your favorite movie was

i hope you exist and no one ever sees you

in diana? that's disgusting

my favorite form of fake bodily goo

while the vast variety of films in this genre could be considered bad (probably), the fact that they exist at all more than makes up for that

where would we be without you

they taste a little funny

love of all my life <3

i would give anything to have and also to be a friend like him