spiderman

I think we could be friends

don’t you love when the city you live in starts roadworks once uni/school begins instead of over the summer holidays?

even my history teachers knew this was utter bullshit

average experience eating a gulab jamun: You don’t really want it but someone offers it to you at their house so you accept. They’re small so you get two. You take a bite. First thought: transcending the game. Incredible, so syrupy and sweet and tender there’s nothing else like this in the world. Second bite, as enjoyable. Wow why did you not want this at first? Third bite, ok it’s getting a bit too sweet now Fourth bite, it’s way too sweet now but im glad it’s over. Overall experience: 3.5/5 in conclusion: one is never enough, two is way way too much. nice with ice cream or unsweetened tea. has to be from a bakery

peakness. going to rewatch soon

fell off

the Tom and Jerry movie had me thinking this would be a much bigger issue in my life than it was. still scary tho and I never skip a ‘how to survive quicksand’ video

underrated. I love walking let’s go on a walk together

if I could I’d give it 6 stars. Or 10. Or 100

papa

the worst age to be after 14

so why is yaoi on here as boys love and yuri on here as yuri. anyways HELL YEAHHHHHH

Hell yeah

I love potato

It’s me and my lactaid (optional) against the world

dish immediately becomes better with rigatoni

slightly less cooler than linguine

into it i think

okay i guess

don’t run from it

I like

mmmnhgghhhhhhhhhghhhgvmngnmmnnmmmmhhgh

don’t overdo it

we should all do it more i think

hey girl I’m bored let’s floss our teeth

please let me hug you

awesome

possible top 5 greatest human inventions

overrated as fuck. Never wanted one never will. And I’m not saying this because my dad never built me one btw . I never even wanted one. Ugly abominations that ruin a good tree. Whatever

i miss them. grew up seeing them every summer and trying to catch them with the other kids on my street (i always pretended to catch them but made sure to not actually touch them bc i was scared) but now i live somewhere without fireflies. heartbreaking

so cool. how did u get here even

a cold sunny day with no rain and no ice (!) is perfect day. i like warming up in the sun and seeing my breath in the air

why

poop from butt

when i talk i too am brown noise

good

healingfulness

10/10. i wish they weren’t deathly allergic to everything in the world

healing

anyone know where to find ?

chai’s hot older sister

Heck yeah

is this real

5.5 stellar stars. half a star extra for Sebastian