sourharibo

the first time i had a golden kiwi i vowed to never eat a normal kiwi ever again, and swore fealty to the superior golden kiwi. i've cheated a few times since then but that doesn't change the fact that this is one of the more delicious things on our planet

i like his little lamp he's just trying to light the way

it'll get to me one day

overrated. just aggresively mid. just fine. just ay-okay

mushroom poster child

like in lord of the rings?

totally ruined by tik tok and tumblr prose but still a yummy fruit

uh oohhh stinkyyyy

i had a book on volcanoes as a kid and i read it back to back probably like 30 times i love natural disasters minus all the disaster

dear god

i was gonna rate it higher but like idkkkk. ughh idkkkk cause maybe i should give it a 1 ??? IDKKK

polska gurom chyba

patriot

STOP

breakfast for breakfast, breakfast for lunch, breakfast for dinner, breakfast for dessert

LAME BOOOO

yo let me join the spy network

my favourite pastime

wonderful

doesnt get worse than this

i dont think im missing out

perfect organism. end point of evolution

epic

look at the flick of that wrist

gas

bottom feeder

local goth barista made me a mean maple iced latte

genuinely god awful, ruins all that it touches, instantly makes a perfect sandwich inedible. makes me want to go carnivore. nothing has ever tasted better after the addition of arugula.

sweet release

favourite food of all time if youre reading this you should try cottage cheese pancakes. class.

feet

lol loser just stop complaining and make a schedule

i do actually think about it more often than i should

roman empire

got assaulted by his face on a bus advertisement recently. really scary experience

conversation starter

i mourn you

they say people whos favourite colour is purple can't be normal about it. well theyre right

winds of winter next week amirite

just loud and wrong

we cooked with this

classic. timeless.

been obsessed with this as a symbol since i saw that lego ninjago episode with the snakes as a kid

what does a polish pigeon say? gurrrrwa

i want to travel to the usa to do tornado hunting. i'd let it sweep me up.

not fun very not fun

whats this

the purpose

a classic. perhaps slightly overrated

pretty much the only poem that i can remember in its entirety ; instant hit with 14 year old me

when i rember liberum veto i start laughing hysterically

amazing how something so small can be so important and so complex in its design...hello little motor what are you doing in my mitochondria even?? metabolism is such a miracle there is so much beauty and fun in biology

greatest food to ever be invented. saved my life. made me who i am today. i can't go a day without it. i'm not addicted i can quit whenever i want

son

pretty neat

ew ew ew kill it kill it kill it

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!