softmachine.shannon

Let's be honest, hollow as fuck.

Absolutely ruined by cyclists who are annoying about it.

Aura, but gay guys are hit or miss.

1,000 decade legacy of greatness.

“Inventive cinematic technique” slop for morons. If someone praises the “discoveries” this “film” “made” in cinematic storytelling, kill them!

Life changing listening experience.

Sometimes beautiful, sometimes cute, but I’m so apathetic about the personification ofanimals. They aren’t people, just lives we need to protect from ourselves.

One egregious example of how the United States political machine operates. Makes for one of my favorite Balatro cards though, “Hanging Chad”.

Cozier than people give them credit for. Definitely has a fluctuating rating depending on the professor but these usually have a special place in my heart no matter what. I’ve always appreciated the design of these spaces, at least at the campuses I’ve been at.

Rips

To say “changed the game” is an understatement. No one was experimenting with hotdogs till this guy came around.

Its importance to modernity is indisputable.

For the snobs, tastes alright.

One of the most revolutionary work of game design of all time. It’s influence is so important that it’s hard to measure how far it’s spread and the design’s importance has largely diminished in popular culture because of this.

Fun and pleasant, but not worth doing regularly. Also has a strange culture behind it psychedelia wise. Acid is better when it’s at raves not on hippie communes.

It’s got a cool name, what doesn’t anymore? Gains a star because it failed. Fuck Hitler.

Arguably the life blood of early human civilization, but is also a large detriment to our society as a whole. The Beer Hall Putsch for example. Yet, beer is still one of the better alcoholic beverages out there.